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A woman (RitMari) rushes her limp dog to the Veterinarian (Dr. Alsu). Dr. 
Alsupronounces the dog dead. The agitated woman (RitMari) demands a second 
opinion.

Dr. Alsugoes into the back room and comes out with a cat. The cat sniffs the 
body and meows:-
Dr. Alsu: I am sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too.

RitMariis still unwilling to accept that her dog is dead.

Dr. Alsubrings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body and barks. 
 
Dr. Alsu: I am sorry Ma'am, even the lab thinks your dog is dead, too.

RitMari finally resigns to the diagnosis:
 
RitMari: How much do I owe you? 
 
Dr. Alsu: Rs. 6100/= only.

RitMari: What? Rs. 6100 just to tell me that my dog is dead?

Dr. Alsu: Well, I would have charged you only Rs.100 for my initial diagnosis. 
The additional 6000 Rupees is for the cat scan and black lab tests.
 
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.

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