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A sinless woman (Alzira) dies and arrives at the Gates of Heaven. She meets St. Peter:- Alzira: St. Peter, How do I get in? St. Peter: You have to spell a word. Alzira: Which word St. Peter? St. Peter: "Faith" Alzira: F…a…i…t…h... “FAITH”. St. Peter: Welcome in the Heaven. About a year later, St. Peter comes to Alzira and says: St. Peter: I have an emergency visit to make, so can you please be at the Gates of Heaven for about an hour? Alzira: Oh sure St. Peter. While Alzira was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband (Asterio) arrived: Alzira: I am surprised to see you, How have you been? Asterio: Oh, I have been doing pretty well since you died. I married the beautiful young nurse (Frenny) who took care of you while you were sick. And then I won the Goa-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We reached in Canada, we went to visit the Niagara Fall, accidentally I fell and hit my head and here I am. Now how do I get in heaven? Alzira: Well, to get in heaven, you have to spell a word, and if you are unable to spell, then you have to go to the hell. Do you agree? Asterio: Yes I do. Which word? Alzira: “Thiruvananthapuram” Asterio: T….i…r……v…..u, Oh No… I cannot spell it. Alzira: Then, Go To Hell. Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.