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A woman (Chermelin) enters into a jewelry shop, shewas overwhelmed to see the varieties of glittering jewelry in there, she fartedwhile bending over looking at a beautiful sparkling diamond ring. She looks aroundembarrassed and saw the Salesman standing right behind her:- Salesman: (Professionally said) Good morning madam. Chermelin: (Hoping the Salesman hadn’t heard her farting) Good…..Good morning. Salesman: May I help you? Chermelin: Oh yes, what’s the price for this lovely ring? Salesman: Madam, if you fart just looking at it, you are going to shit whenI tell you the price. Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
