ON YOUR…… An old lady (Ditoza) goes to her family doctor (Dr. Borges):-
Ditoza: Doctor, I have a problem with frequent gas. Dr. Borges: Gas? Ditoza: Yes Doctor. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are alwayssilent. As a matter of fact, I have farted at least 9 or 10 times since I havebeen here, and I bet you didn't even notice! Dr. Borges: I see (writesprescription) Take these tablets and come back next week. The next week the old lady (Ditoza) returns to Dr. Borges: Ditoza: Doctor, I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silentfarts terribly stinks. Dr. Borges: (Smiles) Good! Now that we have cleared up your sinuses, let's work to improveyour hearing. Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
