BACK OF...... A plane was taking offfrom Cochin-Kerala Airport. After it reached to a comfortablecruising altitude, the captain (Mathai) made an announcement over the intercom:-
CaptainMathai : Ladies and gentlemen,this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 303, nonstopfrom Cochin to Mumbai. The weather ahead is extremelyfantastic and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventfulflight. Now sit back and.... "OH MY GOD" (suddenly captain yelled) Acomplete silence on board…. Then, Captain Mathai came back onthe intercom and said: CaptainMathai: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, butwhile I was talking, the flight-attendant Miss Kunjuma brought me a cup of coffee and by mistake spilled the hotcoffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pant! A panic passenger (Thankachan) said to his co-passenger: Thankachan: That's nothing. He should see the back of my pant! Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
