To all Konkani Lovers, The Coalition Government in Goa has managed to come to at least one unanimous decision: they have commissioned Bill Gates to create a Konkani Version of Windows 2007 exclusively for Goa and other konkan regions in India . The Microsoft Team is already hard at work on this new totally new interactive CD-ROM up-grade, which is to be called "ZONELAM 2009". In this version, a mouse shall be called UNDIR. A mouse buttom shall be called UNDRACHO BUTAO. As ZONELAM 07 opens, the theme music shall be "UNDRA MOJEA MAMA". Here is a preview of some commands which have already been worked out by the Microsoft Team USA , which has entered into special inter-global collaboration with the Abu Dhabi Gulf Konkan Advisors Inc. led by Miss Lianne Rodricks from Reuters, and the Goenkar Papde Association Siolim, exclusively for this project: * Ignore = Mar Shendi * Exit = Vashimbor * Click = Fottu Kadd * Double Click= Don Fottu Kadd * Byte = Ghass Mar * Save = Bankan dorr * Hide = Lipoi * Unhide = Sogleank dakoi * Hang = Lamboi * Stop = Tamboi * Move = Aloi * Turn = Pettoi * Turn off = Paloi * Delete = Zok Mar * Open = Dakoi * Enter = Bhitor voch * Insert = Bhitor ghal * PageUp = Voir cadd * PageDown = Sokol ghal * BackSpace = Fattlean suat * Close = Bonn cor * Save = Samavun dhor * Home = Ghara voch * End = Kabar Agnelo P. Rodrigues.