Re: Web based applications wedded to MySQL (SugarCRM, I'm looking at you!)

2007-12-19 Thread Peter da Silva
On 2007-12-19, at 15:44, David King wrote: {select,[random,'()','*',count], {from,bar}, {where,{id,'=',5}}} That kind of wrapper around SQL can be useful, but it doesn't actually do anything about the hate that is SQL. The big problem with the SQL select statement is that it

Re: Web based applications wedded to MySQL (SugarCRM, I'm looking at you!)

2007-12-19 Thread David King
I'd love to access a database using code like: (select column-list selector-expression) (with table selector-expression) (group column-list query grouping-expression) (order query order-list) (join query-list join-expression) erlsql[0] attempts to add this type of syntax to Erlang, but does so

Re: Web based applications wedded to MySQL (SugarCRM, I'm looking at you!)

2007-12-19 Thread Peter da Silva
On 2007-12-19, at 14:23, Darrell Fuhriman wrote: You get (group ('crust ('fillings (count fillings))) (with 'menu (select ('crust 'fillings) (and (eq cheese 'extra) (eq topping 'liver ('crust)) You just more or less defined an LDAP query. ;) Then I guess this syntax fails the "obvi

Re: Web based applications wedded to MySQL (SugarCRM, I'm looking at you!)

2007-12-19 Thread Darrell Fuhriman
You get (group ('crust ('fillings (count fillings))) (with 'menu (select ('crust 'fillings) (and (eq cheese 'extra) (eq topping 'liver ('crust)) You just more or less defined an LDAP query. ;) Darrell

Adobe Updater

2007-12-19 Thread Darrell Fuhriman
Why does it take 100% of the CPU for 10 minutes to download an 85MB update? That's not even installing it – just downloading it. I'm pretty sure wget doesn't use 100% of the CPU. Safari might use 100% of physical memory doing that, but still not 100% of the CPU. What the hell, Adobe?

Re: Adobe Updater

2007-12-19 Thread Jarkko Hietaniemi
It's converting the bits into beautifully rendered PDF images of bits for downloading them? On Dec 19, 2007 3:05 PM, Darrell Fuhriman wrote: > > Why does it take 100% of the CPU for 10 minutes to download an 85MB > update? That's not even installing it – just downloading it. I'm > pretty sure w

Re: Web based applications wedded to MySQL (SugarCRM, I'm looking at you!)

2007-12-19 Thread Peter da Silva
I think any time SQL is involved in a hate, you need to hate the people who designed SQL for trying to make it "user-friendly" and english-like instead of defining a statement syntax that clearly distinguished components of a statement and sticking to it. None of these optional "noise" word

Re: Yet another online banking hate

2007-12-19 Thread Abigail
On Wed, Dec 19, 2007 at 09:14:02AM -0500, Darrell Fuhriman wrote: > >I have encountered ATM machines in the USA that happily give you > >amounts > >with a $1 granularity. (For additional hate: I once ended up > >getting $2 > > > > Wow. I've never seen such a thing ? back in the dirt poor days

Re: Yet another online banking hate

2007-12-19 Thread Darrell Fuhriman
I have encountered ATM machines in the USA that happily give you amounts with a $1 granularity. (For additional hate: I once ended up getting $2 Wow. I've never seen such a thing – back in the dirt poor days, I used to know where all the machines that gave out $5 bills were, in case I

Web based applications wedded to MySQL (SugarCRM, I'm looking at you!)

2007-12-19 Thread Sean Conner
I'm working on an internal project and for reasons that get into business type logic of which I'm not privy to, SugarCRM [1] seems to fit the bill perfectly. Well, almost perfectly. For other reasons that at the time I fully agreed with but now am having a difficult time remembering, we deci

F-Spot Hate

2007-12-19 Thread Robert Rothenberg
While I'm on a roll, why not throw some hate at F-Spot. Most of my photos have the date taken stored with other metadata as part of the file. F-Spot seems to ignore this and uses something else to decide that the photo was taken on January 1, 1980. It's certainly not the file date, because that h