I figured out a hacky intermediate solution shoftly after I wrote this
email, but never followed up.
Install Nix and the Nix service. Now I can hackily get a newer Node! ;)
Christopher Lemmer Webber writes:
> Our Node is out of date, but this may be fine security-wise and
> package-needs wise f
Our Node is out of date, but this may be fine security-wise and
package-needs wise for the moment; see also:
https://issues.guix.gnu.org/issue/34526
Unfortunately updating it seems difficult for the reasons described in
that package (the Node community introduced more classic bootstrapping
prob
