A horn player meets a girl at a party, and invites her up to his apartment
afterwards-he's having a great time showing off his apartment, and then he
manoevres her into the bedroom. By the side of his bed there is a beautiful
french horn.
'Oh, wow!' says the girl;'what a beautiful instrument!'
'Yes' says the hornist,'and you know it's a speaking clock as well.'
I can't believe that' says the girl. 'How can it be a clock?'
'I'll show you' says the hornist. He picks up the horn and lets rip a couple
of glissandi up to top C.
Immediately there's a loud banging on the wall, and a voice shouts: 'Hey,
YOU!! Do you know it's TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING?'
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