Re: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes

2006-02-20 Thread billbamberg
Where the horns and ass are located is reverse. -Original Message- From: Hans.Pizka <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: 'The Horn List' Sent: Sun, 19 Feb 2006 07:24:27 +0100 Subject: RE: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes Ho-ho-ho - these jokes were engraved in stone when our ancestors

RE: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes

2006-02-20 Thread Bill Gross
Sent: Monday, February 20, 2006 10:52 AM To: 'The Horn List' Subject: RE: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes There is another, but not about horn players, but about a prominent politician: His private library of two books (2) burned to ashes. It did not harm him that much, except the fact,

RE: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes

2006-02-20 Thread Hans.Pizka
.. == -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kjellrun Hestekin Sent: Monday, February 20, 2006 5:06 PM To: The Horn List Subject: Re: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes >Q: How many Fre

Re: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes

2006-02-20 Thread Kjellrun Hestekin
Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks. The way I heard it was: Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but you'll need two cases of bulbs be

RE: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes

2006-02-19 Thread Ilana Domb
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RE: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes

2006-02-19 Thread Steve Freides
Sent: Sunday, February 19, 2006 1:24 AM > To: 'The Horn List' > Subject: RE: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes > > Ho-ho-ho - these jokes were engraved in stone when our > ancestors started blowing te cow horn - ho-ho-go, but the > fact that you found them, makes your

RE: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes

2006-02-19 Thread David Goldberg
Check out this corner of my website for several music cartoons. They are by Glen Baxter, a very imaginative cartoonist. I recommend any of his collections to tickle your bizarre streak, especially "Welcome to the Weird World of Glen Baxter". The cartoon named hans.GIF - well, just a happy co

RE: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes

2006-02-19 Thread Bill Gross
told about our current President go back at least to FDR if not earlier. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Dan Phillips Sent: Sunday, February 19, 2006 8:31 AM To: The Horn List Subject: Re: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes On Feb 19, 2006, at

Re: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes

2006-02-19 Thread Dan Phillips
On Feb 19, 2006, at 12:24 AM, Hans.Pizka wrote: Question: What´s the difference between a bull & an orchestra ? Another oldie but goodie! I first heard that in the middle of a rehearsal during a time when we were trying very hard to get management not to renew the conductor's contract. It

RE: [Hornlist] Horn player jokes

2006-02-18 Thread Hans.Pizka
Ho-ho-ho - these jokes were engraved in stone when our ancestors started blowing te cow horn - ho-ho-go, but the fact that you found them, makes your progress evident. Question: What´s the difference between a bull & an orchestra ? =