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* humor-alerts * Did you hear about

2001-06-16 Thread humor-alerts
-- Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication! -- A traveling monk came to a fork in the road. He stopped, looked at it and decided to leave it there for someone else to ponder, someone who may need it, f

* humor-alerts * A middle aged man, who lives.......

2001-06-16 Thread humor-alerts
A middle aged man, who lives in an average house, married to an average wife and holds an steady income is on his way to his average job when he hears a voice out of nowhere that says: "Sell your house, quit your job, divorce your wife and go to Vegas." Naturally the man is wondering where th