Re: DFSORT manual humour

2012-01-23 Thread Pommier, Rex R.
http://www.redbooks.ibm.com/redbooks/pdfs/sg244563.pdf -Original Message- From: IBM Mainframe Discussion List [mailto:IBM-MAIN@bama.ua.edu] On Behalf Of Richard Pinion Sent: Saturday, January 21, 2012 10:01 PM To: IBM-MAIN@bama.ua.edu Subject: Re: DFSORT manual humour Probably the IBM

Re: DFSORT manual humour

2012-01-22 Thread David Betten
/ IBM Mainframe Discussion List IBM-MAIN@bama.ua.edu wrote on 01/21/2012 10:30:43 PM: [image removed] DFSORT manual humour R.S. to: IBM-MAIN 01/21/2012 10:39 PM Sent by: IBM Mainframe Discussion List IBM-MAIN@bama.ua.edu Please respond to IBM Mainframe Discussion List Quote from

DFSORT manual humour

2012-01-21 Thread R.S.
Quote from DFSORT manual: --- For best performance, specify an emulated 3390-9 device (such as RAMAC) or another high-speed IBM disk device as the default, and avoid specifying a tape, virtual (VIO), or real 3390-9 devices as the default. --- I have to admit

Re: DFSORT manual humour

2012-01-21 Thread Richard Pinion
Probably the IBM 9393 RAMAC, mid to late 1990s. Richard and Vickie Pinion --- r.skoru...@bremultibank.com.pl wrote: From: R.S. r.skoru...@bremultibank.com.pl To: IBM-MAIN@bama.ua.edu Subject: DFSORT manual humour Date: Sun, 22 Jan 2012 04:30:43 +0100 Quote from DFSORT manual

Re: Humour

2011-11-21 Thread Staller, Allan
http://www.physics.ohio-state.edu/~bcd/humor/os.vu.html -- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to lists...@bama.ua.edu with the message: GET IBM-MAIN INFO Search the archives at

Re: Humour

2011-11-19 Thread Shmuel Metz (Seymour J.)
In 2016162744.6b90b24...@panix5.panix.com, on 11/16/2011 at 11:27 AM, Rich Greenberg ric...@panix.com said: I am not sure if this is what you are referring to, It's not, but it's a classic and funnier. Especially the warning about paging nonresident galaxies. -- Shmuel (Seymour

Humour

2011-11-16 Thread Mosley, George
Does anyone remember, and better still, have a copy of a humourous piece poking fun at IBM from years ago called (as I recall) The End of OS? George Mosley This email and any attachments are intended only for the named recipient and

Re: Humour

2011-11-16 Thread Turriff, Leslie
: IBM Mainframe Discussion List [mailto:IBM-MAIN@bama.ua.edu] On Behalf Of Mosley, George Sent: Wednesday, November 16, 2011 09:37 To: IBM-MAIN@bama.ua.edu Subject: Humour Does anyone remember, and better still, have a copy of a humourous piece poking fun at IBM from years ago called (as I recall

Re: Humour

2011-11-16 Thread Rich Greenberg
In article f47b3d0664806d41a67e8e5889035d650d36a...@ex01mx299.icbc.net you write: Does anyone remember, and better still, have a copy of a humourous piece poking fun at IBM from years ago called (as I recall) The End of OS? I am not sure if this is what you are referring to, but I have one that

Re: Humour

2011-11-16 Thread Anne Lynn Wheeler
george.mos...@icbc.com (Mosley, George) writes: Does anyone remember, and better still, have a copy of a humourous piece poking fun at IBM from years ago called (as I recall) The End of OS? previous postings http://www.garlic.com/~lynn/2003j.html#38 Virtual Cleaning Cartridge

Re: Humour

2011-11-16 Thread McKown, John
] On Behalf Of Mosley, George Sent: Wednesday, November 16, 2011 9:37 AM To: IBM-MAIN@bama.ua.edu Subject: Humour Does anyone remember, and better still, have a copy of a humourous piece poking fun at IBM from years ago called (as I recall) The End of OS? George Mosley

Re: Humour

2011-11-16 Thread Roberts, John J
Google is Your Friend: http://wweb.uta.edu/faculty/trethard/Humor/TheEndOfOS.PDF Does anyone remember, and better still, have a copy of a humourous piece poking fun at IBM from years ago called (as I recall) The End of OS? --

humour: a ticket (Windows server)

2007-12-19 Thread McKown, John
I just had to share this. Hope that it doesn't offend the humour-impared. quote Subject: Server is slow It was moving pretty good until 8:00 - now it's creeping slowly now that everyone is online /quote -- John McKown Senior Systems Programmer HealthMarkets Keeping the Promise of Affordable

Re: humour: a ticket (Windows server)

2007-12-19 Thread Howard Brazee
On 19 Dec 2007 06:36:46 -0800, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (McKown, John) wrote: quote Subject: Server is slow It was moving pretty good until 8:00 - now it's creeping slowly now that everyone is online /quote See if they can get on the street traffic problem while they're at it.

Re: humour: a ticket (Windows server)

2007-12-19 Thread Rick Fochtman
Howard Brazee wrote: On 19 Dec 2007 06:36:46 -0800, [EMAIL PROTECTED] (McKown, John) wrote: quote Subject: Server is slow It was moving pretty good until 8:00 - now it's creeping slowly now that everyone is online /quote See if they can get on the street traffic problem while