Please comment on how such ignorance can be removed from the mind of newbies

You have to "know" the arcane commands in Linux. For example, in
normal computer languages like C++ and BASIC, 'if' statements are
either if...else, if..then..else, or if...then...else...end if, but in
Linux, it's if...then...elif...fi. Sorry to geek you people out, but
it simply looks stupid.

Fedora Linux
Let me just say that this little entry would be an extremely boring
read for anyone who doesn't know what the term "kernel" means, and I'm
not talking about pop-corn.

You see, I just installed Linux (Fedora Core 1) on my Armada 110
laptop and for the benefit of "the people", I'm giving some
installation tips, for those who dare. I'll also freely distribute the
three discs of Fedora Core I've painstakingly downloaded. So, well,
the tips (I'm giving Scare Ratings, basically how tough/scary a thing
will get):

1) Open Kazaa and download Partition Magic 8 unless you already have
it. It's 50 MB (1.2 hours on Indian broadband, 4-5 hours on Indian
dial-up). If you have the money, go an buy it, but I assure you Kazaa
is way faster. Scare Rating: 1 out of 10.
2) Do not install Fedora on Virtual PC. Scare Rating (if installed):
10 out of 10.
3) Go download Fedora or borrow the discs from me. Scare Rating: None
if you borrow, 8 if you download.
4) Use Partition Magic to make appropriate partitions ready for Linux.
It has a nice wizard. Scare Rating: 3 out of 10.
5) Turn your computer on, let Windows boot, insert the disc, and
reboot. Your computer should boot from the CD if all the necessary
BIOS settings are correct. Remember to check all three discs for
errors when it shows the option to do so. Yes, this article has
already become a BU WU HAHAHA types for the non-digerati. Scare
Rating: 1 out of 10.
6) OK, the main thing is to choose Custom when it asks you to choose
packages and to choose "Manually using Disk Druid" when it asks you
about partitioning. Scare Rating: 4 out of 10.
7) Unless you're a pro, if your graphics card isn't supported and it
advises you the text installer, forget about Linux. Text installer
wiped off both my hard disks once. NEVER AGAIN!! Scare Rating: 10 out
of 10.
8) I'm giving no tips for the Disk Druid because it'll get a tad long.
Figure it out yourself. Scare Rating: 10 out of 10, especially when it
gives you this ominous warning, "I shalt eraseth all the data on
/dev/hda".
9) When it comes to the Custom thing, pick the packages you want and
remove ones you definitely won't use. For example, it was bundling a
lot of CD/DVD Recording software on my system but since I didn't have
a burner, I unticked them. Saved 100MB. Scare Rating: 2 out of 10.
10) Sitting and Watching it installing. When it asks for the Second
and Third discs, be very very slow and careful. Insert the required
disc, let it spin up, give it 10-15 seconds, then press OK. Because if
it doesn't find the files it needs THAT instant, it will give you a
fatal error and reboot the computer hence making you install it all
over again. I managed to install it on my third try. Also, if you
didn't do the disk checking in the beginning and now it finds a fatal
error, may God help you. Scare Rating: 9 out of 10.

I just read through the the ten tips. They give a person ample reason
to stay away from Linux. Personally I prefer Windows. Still haven't
found MSN Messenger software for Linux, there are very few commercial
games for it, and well, I dunno, it feels a bit clumsy and immature
sometimes. Oh, by the way, I chose the Gnome Desktop Environment
during installation, in place of KDE. Gnome is default anyway. I'll
post some screenshots soon for the ignorants.

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