[ Beatles: Blackbird ]
Gosling weeping in the dead of night
Take these broken dreams and learn to cry
All your life
You were only dreading for this moment to arise
Gosling packing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and tell old Sun
All your life
You were really dreading working for
These are great! So creative!! Christian is on a roll!
[Devo: Freedom of Choice]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVGINIsLnqU
A victim of mergers on the open sea
Nobody ever said that life was free (and open source)
Sank, swam, go down with the ship
But use your freedom of choice
I'll say it
These all need to be sung on the next podcast.
In chipmunk voices.
Moandji
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I'm just going to keep going until someone calls the authorities
She was a fast machine
She kept her classpath clean
She was the best damn JVM I had ever seen
She had the Hotspot eyes
JITing me no lies
Knockin' me out with those Apache archives
Taking more than her \\share\
Had me garbage
My turn...
I once broke an app
Or should I say, it once broke me.
It had lengthy specs
I wish they could be understood.
It said to log in to persist all my changes with gorm
So I moused around and I noticed there wasn't a form.
I pondered the bug, writing more tests,
Passing requests.
This went
All the singletons, all the singletons
All the singletons, all the singletons
All the singletons, all the singletons
All the singletons
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a patent on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a patent on it
Don't be mad once you see that google want
For those of us not familiar with the tunes you are using, could you tell us
which song your parodying? Weird Al will want to know.
On Wed, Sep 15, 2010 at 7:07 AM, Christian Catchpole
christ...@catchpole.net wrote:
All the singletons, all the singletons
All the singletons, all the singletons
Parody of Norwegian Wood by The Beatles
On Sep 15, 1:56 am, Joe Sondow j...@sondow.com wrote:
My turn...
I once broke an app
Or should I say, it once broke me.
It had lengthy specs
I wish they could be understood.
It said to log in to persist all my changes with gorm
So I moused around
On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 6:34 AM, Augusto Sellhorn
augusto.sellh...@gmail.com wrote:
*sigh*
{useless fact}
Did you know that the earliest declaration of the death of Java was in
Jan 9, 1997?
I am the Compile-Time-Creep
A deprecation style
Hello-world american freak
I am the compiling dead
A phantom-reference in a sandbox
Drop-shadow in your head
Say GUID suicide
Freedom of the cast
Read the stack-trace lines
Scratch off the broken code
Tear into my JAR
make me do IT again, yeah
Yeah
White Zombie isn't too far
On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 11:06 AM, Christian Catchpole
christ...@catchpole.net wrote:
I am the Compile-Time-Creep
A deprecation style
Hello-world american freak
I am the compiling dead
A phantom-reference in a sandbox
Drop-shadow in your head
Say GUID suicide
I walked along the API.
I never thought I'd meet a language like you;
Meet a language like you.
With netbeans hair and jbuilder eyes;
The kind of IDEs that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.
And I ran, I ran my code array.
I just ran, I ran it all night and day.
I couldn't try catch
If there’s a place it's got to go
I’m the interface you need to know
I’m the java.util.Map
I’m the java.util.Map
I’m the java.util.Map
If there’s a put() followed by a get()
I can look it up if your equals() and hashcode() methods function as
required by the specification (i bet)
I’m the
Immutable, that's what you are
Immutable though local or far
Like an instance of love that clings to me
How the reference of you does things to me
Never before has an object been more
Immutable in every way
And forever more, that's how you'll stay
That's why, darling, it's incredible
That an
Rage against the Virtual Machine:
System.gc();
you I won't do what you tell me.
you I won't do what you tell me.
you I won't do what you tell me.
you I won't do what you tell me.
On Sep 15, 9:12 am, Christian Catchpole christ...@catchpole.net
wrote:
*groan* =D
On 15 September 2010 09:42, Michael Neale michael.ne...@gmail.com wrote:
Rage against the Virtual Machine:
System.gc();
you I won't do what you tell me.
you I won't do what you tell me.
you I won't do what you tell me.
you I won't do what you tell me.
Oh, my, god. Posse, look at her API.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' languages.
I like big specs and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a curly walks in with an itty bitty brace
And a round bracket in your face
So, coders! (Yeah!) Coders! (Yeah!)
Welp, if you can't beat 'em...
Scala or Java,
Smells just like dressed up C.
Caught without Smalltalk,
This or self it's the same to me.
Jar'ed APIs,
Got cloud like the sky, you see...
I'm just a hacker,
I need no sympathy.
When I Thread.run(), watch it go,
Bandwidth high, permgen low.
Mac,
*sigh*
{useless fact}
Did you know that the earliest declaration of the death of Java was in
Jan 9, 1997?
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22java+is+dead%22hl=enprmdo=1sa=Xei=qImOTPPUIcSblgexgMXKAgved=0CA0QpwUsource=lnttbs=cdr:1,cd_min:1/1/1995,cd_max:12/31/1997
Java is Dead compares Java to
Oracle's Prayer
Our Java, hath no prior-art in heaven,
hallowed be thy trademark;
thy monopoly come;
thy will be dispatched,
in bytecode as it is in machine code.
Give us this day our daily threads.
And forgive us our NullPointerExceptions,
as we forgive them that NullPointer against us.
And lead
And the 2 hackers I admire the most..
Gosling and Joy left Sun, and now it's toast.
The day The Java™ Died
On Sep 14, 2:39 pm, Christian Catchpole christ...@catchpole.net
wrote:
Oracle's Prayer
Our Java, hath no prior-art in heaven,
hallowed be thy trademark;
thy monopoly come;
thy will be
Come gather 'round coders
Wherever your HTC roams
And admit that the repos
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be bricked (like a bone)
If your source to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start compilin'
Or dalvic will link to a stone
For the terms they are a-changin'.
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