A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A big black hearse was followed by a second big black hearse about 15 metres behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pitbull dog on a leash. Behind him there were about 200 men walking in single file. The man leaving the cafe couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said: "Im sorry for your loss and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "Well, that first hearse there is for my wife." "Oh I am terribly sorry. What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. "Can I borrow the dog?" The man says "Get in line." was the reply.
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