[JOKES] Have an ice day at work:)

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and thewisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to killtoday because they pissed me off.And also, help me to be careful of the toesI step on today as they may be connectedto th

[JOKES] Maths :)

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[JOKES] logika

  "Na konkurs po jenska logika 1-vo mqsto spechelil generator na sluchaini chisla..." BEGIN:VCARD VERSION:2.1 N:Terziev;Ivan;Nikolaev FN:Ivan Nikolaev Terziev NICKNAME:Vozd ORG:EngView Systems Sofia Corp. - a Sirma Group company;Research & Development TITLE:Technical Writer TEL;WORK;VOICE:(+35

[JOKES] zaplata...

Sluzitel wliza w kabineta na 6efa i twyrdo zaqwqwa:  - 6efe, mnogo bih zelal da mi powi6i6 zaplatata, za6toto drugi tri mnogo golemi firmi se interesuwat ot men!  - I koi sa pyk tezi tri golemi firmi?  - Toplofikaciq, Nacionalna Elektri4eska Kompaniq i Bylgarska Telekomunikacionna Kompaniq.

[JOKES] Jeni, ko da gi praish...

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