[JOKES] Programers...

2003-10-04 Прати разговор Alexander Hadjidimitrov
"For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things

[JOKES] Dijkstra - Train toilets

2003-01-06 Прати разговор Alexander Hadjidimitrov
Za mnogo godini! Jelaia na vsichki mnogo zdrave, shtastie, uspehi i sbadnati mechti! Tova e edna ot pritchite na Dijkstra. Ne e joke, no si struva da se prochete. http://www.cbi.umn.edu/collections/inv/burros/ewd594.htm Pozdravi, Alex =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

[JOKES] PivoScript...

2002-11-10 Прати разговор Alexander Hadjidimitrov
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[JOKES] Survey...

2002-07-02 Прати разговор Alexander Hadjidimitrov
Why the world (sometimes) turns square Last month, a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide. The only question asked was, "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world" ? The survey was a HUGE failure. In Africa they did not k