[JOKES] FYI: Za nejelaeshtite da praznuvat dnes maje

Петльов ден Появява се в обичаите на населението по повод истинска случка, разказвана от легендите. В периода на Османското робство се е събирал т. н. " кръвен данък" - еничари са ходили по къщите и насилствено са отделяли мъжките рожби от родителите им. За да спаси рожбата си, една майка проявява

[JOKES] New device

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[JOKES] Kak se praviat versii...

(1.13) Можно ли из W2kPro сделать W2kServer, и зачем это надо? Можно. Хотя и нельзя :-) Для этого служит программка под названием NTSwitch. Всё что она делает, это сохраняет копию вашего реестра, редактирует его, и восстанавливает его обратно. Благодаря тому, что различные версии микрософтовских ОС

[JOKES] FW: a new job?

A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him, then gave him a test, which was to clean the floor. After that the HR manager said "You are engaged, give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will

[JOKES] Novo vaorajenie na policiata

http://www.cnsys.bg/files.html?prj=39122 Na men mi se vijda komichna chasta: "Патрулните ченгета ще носят на униформите си миниатюрен обектив и микрофон и ще снимат всеки, който се опита да им предложи рушвет." =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send m

[JOKES] Gledaite vnimatelno

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[JOKES] Dzverici

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[JOKES] Profesii...

Добре му е на моряка - връща се от далечно плаване, а девойката го чака на брега. Добре му е на летеца - връща се от полет, а девойката го чака на летището. Добре му е на машиниста - връща се от пътуване, а девойката го чака на гарата. Само на девойката не й е добре - тичай на пристанището, тичай н

[JOKES] Obiava

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[JOKES] Kursova rabota

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[JOKES] Kak se gledat deca po studentski

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[JOKES] Erotik kalender

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[JOKES] ICQ forever

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[JOKES] No comment

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[JOKES] Pak M$ i BG ministar

"÷ âßÌÇÁÒÉÑ ÎÁÄ 50% ÏÔ ÐÏÌÚ×ÁÔÅÌÉÔÅ ÒÁÂÏÔÑÔ Ó ÐÒÏÄÕËÔÉ ÎÁ "íÁÊËÒÏÓÏÆÔ", Á Ó "ìÉÎÏËÓ" ÎÅ ÐÏ×ÅÞÅ ÏÔ 5%. ïÔÇÏ×ÏÒßÔ ÚÁÝÏ ÓÍÅ ÓÅ ÏÒÉÅÎÔÉÒÁÌÉ ËßÍ "íÁÊËÒÏÓÏÆÔ" Å ÑÓÅÎ." Ot interview s ministar Kalchev. http://www.cnsys.bg/files.html?prj=22778 Spored nego na kakva OS rabotiat ostanalite 45%?!?

Re: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

Ami to tuk choveka v prav tekst si pishe, che cialata rabota s tozi dogovor e nezakonna, poneje niama nachin zakonno darjavata da zakupuva licenzi. Ama ako niakoi "proektira" edna Linux instalacia sas StarOffice i ia "vnedri" shte moje po zakonen nachin da specheli targ. Pone taka az vijdam nesh

[JOKES] Work day

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[JOKES] [Fwd: FW: :):)]

Original Message Subject: FW: :):) Date: Thu, 18 Apr 2002 13:05:15 +0100 From: "Cristi URSU" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Women at Different Ages. > > What's the difference between women at the age of 8, > 18, 28, 38, 48 and 58? > > 08 - You take her to be

[JOKES] company policy :))

Experiment: "Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold wate

[JOKES] Ivancho

Uchitelkata v nachalnoto uchilishte uchi decata na fantazia i originalno mislene. Uch: Deca, pomislete kakvo moje da e tova - sivo na patia. Deca: Betonna stena. Uch: Pravilno. No moje da bade sashto i magarence. Uch: A kakvo e tova - goliamo i kafiavo na poleto? Deca: Krava. Uch: Pravilno. No m

[JOKES] Kafe

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[JOKES] Teniska

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[JOKES] Obuchenie po golf

Otishla jenata na ruski novobogatash da se uchi da igrae golf. Uchila sedmica, dve, tri, no nikakav napredak v obuchenieto ne se zabeliazval. Togava treniora i kazal: - Shte vi pomolia da me izvinite, no ne moje li da hvanete stika taka, kakto darjite majki chlen? Bum! I topkata poletiala nadal

Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:16:06 +0200

Na maikata mejdu krakata. :-) Ili mai po-skoro harka do neia v legloto. Angel (Onto) borislav popov wrote: > Edna majka e s 21 godini po-starta ot deteto si. > > Sled 6 godini deteto shte byde 5 pyti po-malko ot majka si. > > Vypros: Kyde e > bashtata?---

[JOKES] Hemoroidite v ruskite Internet tarsachki

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[JOKES] Tejak semeen jivot

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you going?" asks the surprised husband. "To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men there who will pay me $500 to do to them what i do for you for free". The man thought for a second then began packing his bags. "What do you think y

[JOKES] Pusti Wedding

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[JOKES] Za sviat bez nasilie. :-)

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[JOKES] No COMMENT

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