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> > These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." They are
> > statements
> > people actually made in court,
> > word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who
> > had
> > the torment of staying calm while
> > these exchanges were actually taking place.
> >
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Razqrena majka zwyni na wratata na
syseda.
- Sysede, twoqt huligan e igral na s dydhterq mi na
doktor i pacient...
- E, stiga ma. Seksualnoto ljubopitstwo e
napylno normalno w tazi wyzrast.
- Da be! To po-dobre da beshe q oprawil a toj i
otrqzal apandisita...
Edna muha si letqla iz kuh
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èãðàÿ ñ âàñ.
Íÿìàëî êàêâî äà ïðàâÿò ìàéêàòà è áàùàòà è ñå
ñúãëàñèëè. ßõíàë Èâàí÷î áàùà ñè, êàêòî ãî ïðàâÿò
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then press Enter, wait for few seconds and laugh
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