Ot spisyka sys stranite izberete Bulgaria
i natisnete Go! - poznaite kym kogo se wodime!!!
http://www.microsoft.com/worldwide/europe.htm
Microsoft Worldwide Sites - European Region.url
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horata ot nashiq ekip:
T.I.H.O.: Technician Intended for Hazardous Observation
I.R.A.: Intelligent Robotic Android
V.E.S.O.: Violence and Efficient Sabotage Organism
K.A.N.: Killing and Assassination Neohuman
N.A.S.K.O.: Networked Android Skilled in Killing and Observation
V.E.S.K.O.: Vigilant
Spored ime generatora zhena mi Milena e:
Mechanical Intelligent Lifeform Engineered for Nocturnal Assassination
:-)
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S.T.E.F.A.N.: Synthetic Technician Engineered for Fighting and
Accurate Nullification
:-))
: Tihomir Tarnavski
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Monday, December 03, 2001 8:17 AM
To: Jokes
Subject: [JOKES]
...
horata ot nashiq ekip:
T.I.H.O.: Technician Intended for Hazardous
Observation
I.R.A.: Intelligent Robotic Android
V.E.S.O.: Violence and Efficient Sabotage
(Q) What's the best form of birth control after
50?
(A) Nudity.
__
(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
(A) 45 lbs.
(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
(A) 45 minutes.
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Ìîì÷å îò ïðîâèíöèÿòà êàíäèäàòñòâà íà
ðàáîòà â ãîëÿì óíèâåðñàëåí ìàãàçèí â Íþ Éîðê. Øåôúò ãî íàçíà÷àâà íà ïîðîáåí
ñðîê.
Ïúðâèÿò ìó
ðàáîòåí äåí å äúëúã è èçìîðèòåëåí.  5 ÷àñà øåôúò ïèòà õëàïåòî êîëêî ïðîäàæáè å
èçâúðïèëî.
- Ñàìî åäíà -
îòãîâàðÿ ìîì÷åòî.
- Êàê òàêà ñàìî
åäíà - ÿäîñòâà ñå
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Software professional declaration:
struct SoftwareProfessional
{
double salary;
long lunches;
float jobs;
char unstable;
void work;
short tempers;
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http://www.microsoft.com
HTTP 404 Not Found :-
http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q276/3/04.ASP
"Cogito ergo sum"-- Rene Descartes
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Z:\georgi\O que fazer quando o chefe no esta 02.mpe
Z:\georgi\O que fazer quando o chefe no esta 03.mpe
Georgi
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Na skokowe s parashut, na shachashtiq mu obqsnili wsichko
neobhodimo: dyrpa edna wrywchica, ako ne se otwori parashuta, dyrpa wtorata za
rezerwniq. Obqsnili mu syshto, che shte dojdat da go wzemat s djip.
Skacha nashiqt chowek, dyrpa ednata wrywchica - nishto, dyrpa
wtorata - pak nishto:
-
to say, I wasted no
time calling the FBI. They confirmed that I did in fact have AntTracks.
Damn terrorists!
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Äâàìà ãåéìúðè îòèâàò íà êèíî. Ôèëìúò å "Ïðèøúëåöúò". Â
íàé-íàïðåãíàòèÿìîìåíò, êîãàòî ãåðîèíÿòà îùå ìàëêî è ùå áúäå èçÿäåíà îò
Ïðèøúëåöà åäèíèÿò ñåïðîâèêâà:- ÑÅÉÂÍÈ ÑÀ ÌÀ, ÑÅÉÂÍÈ ÑÀ!
1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit
and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.
2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and
nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the
Zero; and he saw it was Good.
3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened.
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in pain and anger!
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to
God. "Lord, I have aproblem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "God, I
know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all
thesewonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not
happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the
- áÐÏÌÏ 13 ×ÉËÁ ÚÅÍÑÔÁ. úÅÍÑ, ÚÅÍÑ, áÐÏÌÏ 13 ×ÉËÁ ÚÅÍÑÔÁ.
- úÅÍÑÔÁ ÓÌÕÛÁ!
- úÅÍÑ, ÉÍÁÍÅ ÐÒÏÂÌÅÍ. ïÔËÁÚÁ ÎÉ ÂÏÒÄÏ×ÉÑÔ ËÏÍÐÀÔßÒ. ëÁË×Ï ÄÁ ÐÒÁ×ÉÍ?
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http://www.mvr.bg/searched/danger/georgip.html
konservativen kanibal se vrusta ot Evropa.- Kak
beshe hranata? - pitat go ot plemeto.-
Nechoveshka!
you know, but I think I know what my editor will
say.
Stroustrup: Who'd believe it anyway? Although, can you send me a copy
of that tape?
Interviewer: I can do that.
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Genialno
.NET server poddyrja up to 2 procesorni mashini J
Nazdrave !
Manski
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Q: Koi paroli mogat da bydat razgadani SAMO ot
blondinki
A: Paroli ot tipa -
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Engineer
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* tel: (+359
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203 Coward StreetMascot NSW
2020Australia
Tova e adres na ofis na edna
aviokompania
Obyrnete vnimanie na imeto na ulitzata
:)
Best
wishes
S.
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Obavdane w radioto:
- Wchera be nameren portfejl s $5000 i 3000DM i wizitna
kartichka na Iwan Petrow...Move li da go pozdrawite s nqkoq hubawa pesen??!
:)
Dve mutri si govoriat:
- Ti znesh li koi e Mozart,
bre?
- Ne, ne znam!
- Tova e onia deto pishe
melodiikite za GSM-ite !
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kompania?
Francuzinat:
- E kakvo, nyamashe li s tebe nyakoya zhena, koyato da te hvane.
Rusnakat:
- I kvo po dyavolite si pravil vav vtornik vav vanata?
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"You will notice that BeOS has taken the best
parts from all the major operating systems
and made them its own. We've got the power
of Unix command line, the ease of use of
Macintosh interface, and Minesweeper,
from Windows."
-Tyler Ritti
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- Original Message -
From: Slavi Andreev [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, November 02, 2001 5:46 PM
Subject: [JOKES] za kolegite v kazarmata (deto im predstoi) ;-P
Сутрешна проверка в
A Page Full Of Oxymorons or Commonly Used Phrases That Make
No Sense Unto Themselves
Who thinks these up?!?!Two negatives Can make a positive! Well,
At least here they do = \
Top 50 Oxymorons...
50. Act naturally 49. Found missing48. Resident alien47.
Advanced BASIC46. Genuine
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize
Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
Apple Arrogance Produces
Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI System Can't See It
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Basic Bill's Attempt to Seize
Industry Control
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Dear Hiring Manager:Thank you for your
letter dated Oct. 4, 2001. Aftercareful consideration,I regret to inform you
that I amunable to accept your refusal to offer me a positionin your
department.This year, I have been particularly fortunate inreceiving
an unusually large number of
From: Dimitar
Manov MITACA
Если в своем почтовом ящике вы обнаружили письмо, в
заголовке которогоимеются слова "повестка" и "военкомат" - уничтожьте его не
открывая. В нем содержится опасный вирус, который может лишить вас Интернета
икомпьютера на 2 года.
Обществена тоалетна. От една от кабинките се чува глас: -
Пич, да ти се намира тоалетна хартия? - Не! - чува се от съседната кабинка.
- А нещо вестник? - Нямам, бе! - Добре де, а случайно да имаш да ми
развалиш 10 кинта на левчета...
Малко момиченце за първи път присъства на бракосъчетание. По
едно време дърпа майка си за роклята и пита: - Мамо, защо булката е цялата в
бяло? Майката: - Защото бялото е цветът на радостта и щастието. За
булката, днес е най-щастливият ден от живота Момиченцето /след кратък
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Malko izvadki
(sys sykrashtenija ) ot bugbazata na MS
Nomer 1:
Bug: When
opening some Word documents, the Wordpad application crashes. I included a Word
document (that is provided by MS as part of the SQL Server 2000 Operations
Guide) that will always make Wordpad crash.
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Един се събужда на сутринта и гледа някаква
грозотия до него в леглото.- Ти коя си ма?- Ама не помниш ли, ние снощи
се обичахме...- И на колко години си?- Ти колко ми даваш?Оня се
вгледал в нея и казал:- Е не, хората не живеят до
толкова!
Какво е последното нещо, което минава през главата на муха,
която се удря в стъклото на автомобил?Гъза
й.
http://news.dir.bg/feature.php?id=7090
В: Как сенарича блондинка, която държи в ръце
електрически трион?
О: Мъртва
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W arabsko uchilishte na pyrwiq urok po programirane na
C:
#include stdio.h
main() {
printf("Good bye, World!");
}
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úÁËÌÀÞÅÎÉÅ ÏÔ ÚÁÓÔÒÁÈÏ×ÁÔÅÌÎÁ ÅËÓÐÅÒÔÉÚÁ ÎÁ ËÏÍÐÀÔßÒÎÁ ÆÉÒÍÁ:
"ëÌÉÅÎÔßÔ ÓÁÍ Å ×ÉÎÏ×ÅÎ ÚÁ ÐÏ×ÒÅÄÁÔÁ ÎÁ ËÏÍÐÀÔßÒÁ ÓÉ, ÔßÊ ËÁÔÏ ÎÅÐÒÁ×ÉÌÎÏ ÇÏ
Å ÉÚÐÏÌÚ×ÁÌ ÐÏ ×ÒÅÍÅ ÎÁ ÐÏÖÁÒ".
Вози се една мутра по околовръстното шосе и вижда една
проститутка.Спрялтой отворил вратата и я попитал:- Колко ма?- Еми...
отпред 15, а... отзад 20!А мутрата и казал:- Ах мама ти стара... значи
на тия отпред по 15, а на мен 20,ааа!
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The answer to the ultimate question is...42. Life is what you make of it.
http://www.ultratech-llc.com/KB/?File=AnswerToLife.TXT
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/**///
Kalin Zahariev - senior software engineer// Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial
Intelligence Labs.// 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia,
Bulgaria.// tel: (+ 359 2)
Error; (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake like it's working.
-- Tiho
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Аргмадулци, кон до коня, срещу
тофленци безброй, нокти святкат, шмули тракат, хич не дават се без бой!
Тръпна сврян в една шмулика, стискам трите си ръце, Ще ме смоткат, без
да викна, тупка другото сърце. Що са се смардяли толкоз? Гръз ли, или сбут
ги взе? И не мога се отбъкна, плъкно
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uvajaemito : =date : Четвъртък , 06
Септември 2001 17:25:49size : 1772 B Високоуважаеми господине,
Въпреки вашите уверения, че кодът е безгрешен, много от думите остават
неразбрани. Първата плоча е преведена. Непознати думи много. Напредваме бавно.
from:
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=date : Сряда ,10 октомври, 2001
17:25:49size : 772 B Уважаеми, Преведохме още няколко
цикъла. Явно писалите тези неща имат странната склонност да се изразяват в
мерена реч. Ето за пример списък на част от съдържанието на един склад:
Vizte source-ovete na stranicite...
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http://www.experts-exchange.com
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A ne beshe losho miasto :)
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Kitaj predlaga woenna podkrepa na USA w borbata protiw
terorizma.
Wzeto e reshenie kitajski wojski da nawlizat w teritoriqta na
Afganistan
na malki grupi ot po dwa miliona dushi...
:-
Íà åäèí ñâåòîôàð Volvo ñå çàáèâà â åäèí äæèï ïúëåí
ñ áîð÷åòà. Îò äæèïà èçëèçàò òðèìà çäðàâåíÿöè è ñå ïðèáëèæàâàò êúì Volvo-òî.
Ïðîçîðåöúò íà øîôüîðà áàâíî ñå ñïóñêà. Áîð÷åòàòà: - Åé, òúïàê, âèäÿ ëè
êâî íàïðàâè. Ñåãà òðÿáâà äà ïðîäàâàø êîëàòà è àïàðòàìåíòà, çà äà ñå ðàçïëàòèì çà
äæèïà
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