A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time" "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi! -- ******************************************************************* Iliana Misheva - Marketing Manager Sirma Solutions - Software Development for the E-World North American Office: 438 Isabey Street, Suite 103 Montreal, Quebec, Canada H4T 1V3 Tel: +1-514-343-0290; Fax: +1-514-343-0143 European Office: 38A, Christo Botev Blvd. 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria Tel: +359-2-981-00-18; Fax: +359-2-981-90-58 E-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.sirmasolutions.com ******************************************************************* =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at http://harbinger.sirma.bg/lists/jokes.html and in the header of this email =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
