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>> 1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit
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Byte. >> And from those he created the Word. >> >> >> 2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing >> else existed. And God separated the One from the >> Zero; and he saw it was Good. >> >> >> 3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it >> happened. >> And God said - Let the Data go to their proper >> places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks >> and compact disks. >> >> >> 4. And God said - Let the computers be, so there >> would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks >> and compact disks. Thus God created >> computers and called them hardware. >> >> >> 5. And there was no Software yet. But God created >> programs; small and big...And told them - Go and >> multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory. >> >> >> 6. And God said -I will create the Programmer; And >> the Programmer will make new programs and govern >> over the computers and programs and Data. >> >> >> 7. And God created the Programmer; and put him at >> Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the >> Catalog Tree and said You can use all the >> volumes and sub-volumes but DO NOT USE Windows. >> >> >> 8. And God said - It is not Good for the programmer >> to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's >> body and created a creature that would >> look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; >> >> and love the things the Programmer does; And God >> called the creature: the User. >> >> >> 9. And the Programmer and the User were left under >> the naked DOS and it was Good. >> >> >> 10. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures >> >> of God. And Bill said to the User - Did God really >> tell you not to run any programs ? >> >> >> 11. And the User answered - God told us that we can >> use every program and every piece of Data but told >> us not to run Windows or we will die. >> >> >> 12. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk >> about something you did not even try. The moment >> you run Windows you will become equal to God. >> You will be able to create anything you like by a >> simple click of your mouse. >> >> >> 13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows >> were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that >> any knowledge was useless - since >> Windows could replace it. >> >> >> 14. So the User installed the Windows on his >> computer; and said to the Programmer that it was >> good. >> >> >> 15. And the Programmer immediately started to look >> for new drivers. And God asked him - What are you >> looking for? And the Programmer answered: >> " I am looking for new drivers because I can not >> find them in the DOS". And God said :" Who told you >> need drivers? Did you run Windows?" And the >> Programmer said :" It was Bill who told us to !" >> >> >> 16. And God said to Bill - Because of what you did >> you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User >> will always be unhappy with you. And you >> will always sell Windows. >> >> >> 17. And God said to the User - Because of what you >> did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all >> your Resources; and you will have to use >> lousy programs; and you will always rely on the >> Programmers help. >> >> >> 18. And God said to the Programmer - Because you >> listened to the User you will never be happy. All >> your programs will have errors and you will >> have to fix them and fix them to the end of time. >> >> >> 19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and >> locked the door and secured it with a password. >> >> >> 20. GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT |
