TOP 10 FIRST-DATE DISASTERS 10. Date says you're "Gorgeous, almost as pretty as..." then stops and won't say who. 9. Date you get very friendly with turns out to be your new boss. 8. Date says you're great company; you didn't get the chance to say more than 3 words. 7. Date gets sloppy drunk; you get stuck with the bill and become the babysitter. 6. Date pulls out stack of neatly typed cue cards to spark dinner conversation. 5. Date's making you dinner at his place; ex-girlfriend drops by with the right spice. 4. Date's mother calls on cell phone; date starts crying; wants to "talk it out" afterward. 3. Date takes you to a fancy restaurant; dinner conversation over 3-course dinner: your best friend. 2. Date sends sexy "Dear Donna" love letter after first night together - only Donna isn't your name. 1. Date falls in love over warm candlelit dinner - with hot waitress.
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