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WOMAN: What would
you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not -
don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why
wouldn't you remarry? MAN: Okay, I'd get
married again. WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) MAN: (makes audible
groan) WOMAN: Would you
sleep with her in our bed? MAN: Where else
would we sleep? WOMAN: Would you
replace my pictures with hers? MAN: That would seem
like the proper thing to do. WOMAN: Would she use
my golf clubs? MAN: No, she's
left-handed. WOMAN: - - - silence
- - - MAN: Shit. |
