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íåæíî, êàçâà ÷å ìå îáè÷à, ïîñÿãà äà ìè ðàçêîï÷àå
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Ëåòè èðàêñêèÿò ïèëîò íà ÌèÃ-29 è èçâåäíúæ íà ðàäàðà
ïðåä íåãî èçíèêâàò äâà ñàìîëåòà F-16. Èðàê÷àíèíà,
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