Title: Message
tvamoze bie Cray T3E (toi e s vodno ohlazdane i sigurno tezi
gore-dolu tolkova)
"...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your
present. When you must choose a new path, do not bring old experiences with
you. Those who strike out afresh, but who attempt to
Minko Blyantov wrote:
Programming tip #37: If you are genuinely worried that some luser
might see a Press any key to continue prompt and get confused
because there isn't a key marked Any, you could say Press a key to
continue, and then lusers will simply press the A key instead of
calling
Who,
the fuck, the ?
Koi ste poznae ot 1-st time?
Pisha na English, shtoto nail iso-to ni e takova da
se mo standarta demek.
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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On
Behalf Of Stanislav Jordanov
Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2003
3:20 PM
To:
Ivan Toshkov wrote:
P.P.S. Vijte i linkovete pod *?? ??...
Ne mina :(
Da se chete: Vijte i linkovete pod Drugie rabotyi...
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35. nadpisite na kontrolnoto tablo na ruskite podvodnici sa vinagi na
angliiski
36. d#nkite na kauboite ot predi 150 godini imat tsipove
37. kato poglednesh prez duloto na tanka i vizdash kakvo stava v#tre
(charlie's angels)
38. ako vraga uceli nqkogo ot 50 metra to toi nepremenno e snaiperist
Title: Message
Winagi
mi e hareswalo samochuwstwieto na administratorite:-). Ama pone da znaesh
bylgarski toq deto go e pisal towa neshto:-)
The generals love napalm. It has a big psychological effect, - Col.
Randolph Alles, the commander of Marine Air Group 11, on using napalm bombs
in Iraq, 2003
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like . . . victory -
Lt. Col. William Kilgore, Apocalypse Now, 1979
...what
Stefan Kiryakov wrote:
?
: .
:( ...
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Shte triabva da cherpish Google-a, che toi vednaga pozna :-)
- Original Message -
From: Atanas Kiryakov [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, July 11, 2003 7:22 PM
Subject: [JOKES] za brezichkata
Kojto poznae ot kogo e stiha po-dolu, ima edna bira ot men:
, , ,
,
,
, . :
"-"
.,
.
!
- Original Message -
From:
Boris Chervenkov
To: 'Jokes'
Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 10:43
AM
Subject: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003
10:43:52 +0300
.
Boris
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Message-
From: Stanislav Jordanov
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday,
June 27, 2003
11:17
AM
To: Boris Chervenkov; 'Jokes'
Subject: Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27
Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300
: RE: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun
2003 10:43:52 +0300
Takiva neshta na sa
niakakva novost v Internet i predi imenno v
Jokes sym vijdal posting-i
na podobni neshta. Da ne govorim che e predlno iasno kakvo shte stane
oshte sled pyrvite 5sekundi :o)))
Vse pak se izviniavam
Dobre :o)))
Point
taken, deto se vika :o))
:o))
Boris
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Message-
From: Stanislav Jordanov
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday,
June 27, 2003
11:46
AM
To: Boris Chervenkov; 'Jokes'
Subject: Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27
Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300
RTFMat http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb%3Ben-us%3B212251
- Original Message -
From:
Stefan Kiryakov
To: Jokes
Sent: Monday, 16 June, 2003 12:32
Subject: [JOKES] Microsoft awards
everyone who can explain this
Microsoft awards everyone who
ima 3 wida hora: -takiwa koito mogat da broqt,
-i takiwa koito nemogat
- Original Message -
From:
Boris Chervenkov
To: 'Jokes'
Sent: Friday, June 13, 2003 10:12
AM
Subject: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003
10:13:17 +0300
Ima 10 vida hora:
- takiva,
Title: Message
Ne che zashtitavam "smeshni presidenti" no ti kak
razbra che e narek#l indiicite indianci?
Oshte ot Columbovo vreme i poradi Columbovi greshki
dumata e s#shtata
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From:
Minko Blyantov
To: JOKES
Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2003 4:46
PM
:o))
Eto oshte malko takiva neshta :o)
http://www.8ung.at/bandfotogalerie/
:o)
Boris
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Message-
From:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of mim
Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2003 5:59
PM
To: jokes
Subject: [JOKES] rock bands
Az sym registriral .bg ... vednyj ... mnogo beshe
interesno. I si beshe online - shto se zajajdat tez jurnalisti.V smisyl,
ofcialnite neshta sa si oficilani, poshtite, pechatite, notariusite, bankovite
smetki - tova e jasno.
Sigurnostta si e sigurnost!
Obache njakak mnogo suhi stavat
I az ne znam dali sa izpolzwali "Focus Groups" za
da reshat che trqbwa da e sinq muha,
no imam ideq zashtosa reshili da
e"slightly to the left" -
Mazhete znaqt zashto ;-)
- Original Message -
From:
Stefan Dimov
To: Jokes
Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 5:00
PM
http://www.time.com/time/europe/forecast2003/html/verbatim.html
вижте и резултатите от Quick Vote
attachment: vote.jpg
http://fun.from.hell.pl/2002-11-15/amd.jpg
В третий раз проводился опрос среди женщин "какой
механический возбуди- тель является самым
эфективным". Как и в прошлом году, с большим
отрывом победил 600-й Мерседес.
http://csnserv.zapto.org/funnyswf/ayb4.swf
Momchill Zarev wrote:
http://www.geocities.com/ritchey1950/Putka.html
http://home.planet.nl/~vicopatt/LAINO.HTM
http://www.laino.com/
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From: Jogy
http://www.dir.bg/book.php?ID=10926
Dobri Bojilov ne e prost, makar che mai se e izsilil s komentiraneto na
software
az lichno bih q pregledal
M
...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your present. When
you must choose a new
Marin Dimitrov wrote:
- Original Message -
From: Jogy
http://www.dir.bg/book.php?ID=10926
Dobri Bojilov ne e prost, makar che mai se e izsilil s komentiraneto na
software
az lichno bih q pregledal
Syglasen sym, chel sym niakoi ot neshtata mu na www.komentari.com (koito
sega e
Da ne wzemete da poviarwate na tui
neshto?
(C) 1999-2002
BBspot.BBspot is a satirical news and
comedy source and meant to be funny. If you are easily offended,
gullible or don't have a sense of humor we
ne :))
- Original Message -
From:
Hursev
To: Boyan Konstantinov
Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002
18:39
Subject: Re: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error
dialogs v M$
abe si da ne pishesh mail client i da go testwash
w momenta
- Original Message
???za 4-ti pyt?? nali uj
beshe 3 za shtastie, ili na discworld e 4?:-)
- Original Message -
From:
Boyan
Konstantinov
To: Jokes@Sirma
Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 5:01
PM
Subject: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error
dialogs v M$
Kak se
I neshto posledno. Sled edin ot mail-ovete na Manski do jokes, nqkoi
dobrojelatel (za syjalenie mislq che znam koi e toi) e prepratil mail-a
mu
v MS I manski e imal seriozni problemi. Ostawqm poslenoto bez komentar.
kojto go e napravil e ili nepredpazliv i naiven do glupost ili zlonameren
I tova za naciq, chiito predstaviteli pishat v CV-tata si, che rabotqt s
internet ot 30 godini !?!?!?!?
Sega naistina se ubejdavam, che mai e taka !
Ako ne vqrvate, moga da vi predostavq spravki v Jobs na Sirma (ako oste gi
pazq :)
-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Momchill Zarev wrote:
za kojto ne se e sprawil s testa, otgovorite po kasno
The WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
1. How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
3. From which animal do we get catgut?
4. In which month do the Russians celebrate the October
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;-)
- Original Message -
From: Angel Kirilov [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, June 07, 2002
Otkakto nameriha onzi mazen buffer overrun
v XP-to, tuk slednite neshta stanaha politika:
-
da se razkarat absolutno
vsichki funkcii, koito pishat v unsized buffers (sprintf, strcpy etc.) I da se
zamenjat sys safe ekvivalentite im (snprint, strncpy).
-
vsichki sistemni resursi,
koito sa
Title: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Md
hubav
skandal se zaformja
---Atanas
Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of OntoText
Lab., http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI, Ltd. - Artificial
Intelligence LabsPhone: (359 2)
: Re: [JOKES] FW:
Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s MicrosoftAmi to tuk choveka
v prav tekst si pishe, che cialata rabota s tozi dogovor e nezakonna, poneje
niama nachin zakonno darjavata da zakupuva licenzi.
Ama ako niakoi "proektira" edna Linux instalacia sas StarOffice i ia
&qu
: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW:
Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Md
hubav skandal se zaformja
---Atanas
Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of
OntoText Lab., http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI, Ltd
, 2002 6:04 PM
Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na
pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Nase
- skandal edva li ste se zaformi - ste stanebitiq bit, ebaniq da go duha
:((
Koko
-Original Message-From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Atanas
]
Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut
na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Nase - skandal
edva li ste se zaformi - ste stanebitiq bit, ebaniq da go duha :((
Koko
-Original Message-
From:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Atanas Kiryakov
Sent: Monday, May 20
FransazovSent: Monday, May 20, 2002 8:07
PMTo: Nikolai; Atanas Kiryakov;
[EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na
pravitelstvoto s Microsoft
Ili kakto kazva Richard
Gruev kato komentira Formula 1:
-
Bitija bit . I taka
natatyka
-Original
Prevoda im struwal 3 milona dolara!?!?!?! Samo za
Word i Outlook???
Jogy
- Original Message -
From:
borislav popov
To: jokes
Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 1:19 PM
Subject: [JOKES] MS all around us
http://www.mediapool.bg/site/business/2002/05/17/0004.shtml
go
razbirat
- Original Message -
From:
Ivan
Terziev
To: Jogy ; jokes
Sent: Saturday, May 18, 2002 11:13
AM
Subject: Re: [JOKES] MS all around
us
Mi daite i nie da poprevedem neshto
ve:)))
- Original Message -
From:
Jogy
- Original Message -
From:
Milena
To: borislav popov
Cc: jokes
Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 16:25
Subject: Re: [JOKES] MS all around
us
a ne izliza li po-ewtino da platqt 2 kursa po
anglijski i da si rabotqt na starite 98 i da pospestqt malko pari na
Naposledyk mnogo chesto vze
da se sluchwa poveche ot 1 da prati edin i syshti joke. Za celta molq vsichki, koito
postwat v Jokes, predi towa da si naprawqt truda da poglednat dali go nqma syshtiqt
sred poslednite jokes. Towa shte spesti na mnogo hora, ne malko vreme. Mislq che
si struwa.
mmda... ama to werno akoprewkliuchim na
IF-THENdiscussion mode, ima baq IFowe za spomenawane:)
ta mai po-dobre da ne:)
- Original Message -
From:
Nikolai
To: Ivan Terziev ; JOKES
Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 5:33
PM
Subject: RE: [JOKES] Joke
Vojde, lafa e star
Dali samo mi se struva, che 60 choveka kato
otworqt ednovremenno dolnta stranichka, jicata shte se zadrasti, ili towa e
prosto edno glupavo hrumvane?:))
- Original Message -
From:
Milena
To: jokes
Sent: Thursday, April 04, 2002 11:26
AM
Subject: [JOKES] alkoholyt
Dali samo mi se struva, che 60 choveka kato otworqt ednovremenno dolnta stranichka,
jicata shte se zadrasti, ili towa e prosto
edno glupavo hrumvane?:))
Ne bi li triabwalo da e kechirano w Proxy-to? Pri men se zaredi dosta byrzo
Jogy
Subject: Re: [JOKES] alkoholyt
Dali samo mi se struva, che 60 choveka kato otworqt ednovremenno dolnta
stranichka, jicata shte se zadrasti, ili towa e prosto
edno glupavo hrumvane?:))
Ne bi li triabwalo da e kechirano w Proxy-to? Pri men se zaredi dosta
byrzo
Jogy
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/no-clue.jpg
easy guys, easy
ne s'hvashtam to4no kak#v e problema s tazi devoika deto ni narekla
pleshivi. :)))
spored men tova e positive-na statia koiato izpolzva iarki izrazni sredstva
za da vzeme otnoshenie po edno s#mnitelno s#diisko obs#jdane.
ne ia namiram obidna
Oshte:
Ricar na Pechalnia Obraz (Don Kihot) - Babait Kahyr Surat
balet Lebedowo ezero - seir badjak Jurdechka gjol
Velikata Frenska Revoliucia - Gran France Pataklama
turist - bair budala
alpinist - bash bair budala
parashutist - charshaf budala
televiror - seir syndyk
gramofon - djangyr
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Sent: Friday, February 01, 2002 3:38 PM
To: jokes
Subject: Re: [JOKES] prewodi
Oshte:
Ricar na Pechalnia Obraz (Don Kihot) - Babait Kahyr Surat
balet Lebedowo ezero - seir badjak Jurdechka gjol
Velikata Frenska Revoliucia - Gran France Pataklama
turist - bair budala
www.sirma.bg/jokes/hyundai.mpe
- Original Message -
From:
Tihomir Tarnavski
To: Jokes
Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002
15:10
Subject: [JOKES] ...
\\tihot\temp\hyundai.mpe
333: znam, vidqh go sled tova, i vse pak e dobre da ne gr#mne chak taka ;-)
- Original Message -
From: borislav popov [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: Boyan Konstantinov [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 9:40 AM
Subject: Re: [JOKES] Re: 330 Java Programming tips
332nd tip : url
Zlite ezici razpravjat, che tova e istinska
sluchka stanala e v kino Odeon, pri simultanted prevod.
Syshto taka pak pri simultanten prevod,
njakoi ot publikata se obadil na visok glas, che prevoda ne e tochen i prevejdashtija
i znaeshtija pochnali da se karat po vreme na filma .
Naso,
Ne che
ste mu stavam advokat na Marin, ama chovekaima vid nasvesten i si
struva daizlqza v negovazashtita.
Tapo syshtestvo: Nie spobelelite kosi
maimnogo-mnogo ne girazbirame segashnite devioki - stoto moga da se obzaloja, che izmejdu
osmoklasnichkite ima adski mnogo blonginki, koito
AMTo: Atanas Kiryakov; Jokes; Marin DimitrovSubject: RE:
[JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda
Naso,
Ne
che ste mu stavam advokat na Marin, ama chovekaima vid nasvesten i
si struva daizlqza v negovazashtita.
Tapo syshtestvo: Nie spobelelite kosi
maimnogo-mnogo ne
-
From:
Valentin Vachkov
To: jokes
Cc: Olya Vachkova
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 12:51
PM
Subject: Re: [JOKES] kandidat
Mnenie namajka na potyrpewsho detence. Citiram:
"Predaj na Stenly, che ako si epilira
krakata, bradata i podmishnicite, ako prekara 20 m
in my hurry tam gdeto trjabvalo
e da pospra the joy as a goal
-Original Message-From:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On
Behalf Of Ivan TerzievSent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 3:31
PMTo: Maria Arsova; Valentin Vachkov; jokesCc: Olya
VachkovaSubject: Re: [JOKES
Az ako bqh roditel nqmashe da si zaveda deteto na party k#deto
Stenly e Snejanka
daze kato domakin shte si skriq kotkata nqk#de
M
"...what you brought
from your past, is of no use in your present. When you must choose a new
path, do not bring old experiences with you. Those who
http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=Windows
M.A.N.S.K.I.: Mechanical Artificial Nocturnal Sabotage and Killing
Individual
1234: Names must be at least
two letters long. Pretty strange from a guy calling himself
L.
Pozdravi !
Mechanical Artificial Nocturnal Sabotage and Killing Individual
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From: Slavi Andreev [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, November 02, 2001 5:46 PM
Subject: [JOKES] za kolegite v kazarmata (deto im predstoi) ;-P
Сутрешна проверка в
http://www13.brinkster.com/hpopov/trabant_noise.zip
- Original Message -
From:
Ivan
Terziev
To: Jokes
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2001
17:41
Subject: [JOKES] Formula 1 ( pusnete si
sound )
http://www.main.gadclan.de/flash/dengdeng.swf
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Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2001 1:20 PM
Subject: Re: [JOKES] Vupreki che ne mi e mnogo smeshen joke-a
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dali reshenieto e edinstweno ili ima oshte ?
I az go poluchih, i spored men niama drugo wyzmojno reshenie
Johy
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Coors put its slogan, Turn It Loose, into Spanish, where it
read as Suffer From Diarrhea.
-COORS
Mi to na Engl. s malko poweche associativno mislene pak twa si znachi - e
werno malko perifrazirano ama... - Lose it - nqkoi ot nas deto obichat
lozeto ( kakto kazwa Naso ) znaem kak e:-)))
this equation is wrong 100c = (10c)^2
100c = ((10)^2)c
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From: Stanislava Atanasova [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Thursday, August 02, 2001 3:49 PM
Subject: [JOKES] kyde sa mi parite
Theorem: 1$ = 1c.
Proof: And another that gives you a sense of
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Dimov
To: Jokes
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2001 10:59
AM
Subject: Re: [JOKES] biseri
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http://www.fuckedcompany.com/whatis/
Title:
Hubawo e che ni se kefqt, ama slednoto pokazwa pylno nepoznawane
na istoriqta:"The small country (Bulgaria - b.a.) located near Romania
with access to the Black Seahas a tradition of high-tech skills dating back
to when it was part of the Soviet Union."
-Original
Title:
i poradi tova vchera izpratih pismo na
avtorkata
tq mi otgovori che se izvinqva i shtqlo da byde
korigirano...
- Original Message -
From:
Georgi
Kostov
To: Jokes
Sent: Thursday, June 21, 2001 1:57
PM
Subject: RE: [JOKES] Invest in
Bulgaria
PM
Subject: Re: [JOKES] Invest in
Bulgaria!
i poradi tova vchera izpratih pismo na
avtorkata
tq mi otgovori che se izvinqva i shtqlo da byde
korigirano...
- Original Message -
From:
Georgi
Kostov
To: Jokes
Sent: Thursday, June 21
Title:
Tova hich ne e novo - na poveche ot 100
godini e. Oshte sled osvobojdenieto
niakoi sa zapochanli da spriagat
"Zadunaiskaia gubernia"
S.
This helps to keep things in
perspective... THE WHOLE WORLD AS 100 PEOPLEIf we could shrink the
earth's population to a village of 100 people, with all the existing human
ratios remaining the same, it would look like this:There would
be:57 Asians21 Europeans14 from the Western Hemisphere
mi da daje moje
XHard
shtoto ima X koeto se svyrzva s mnogo i wse hubavi neshta:
- X - extra
- X - seX
- X - XML, tova e vajno - mnogo hora sa ebati maniacite na XML. I e mnogo
svyrzano s e-BlahBlah
Po-hard
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Atanas Kiryakov,
Rossen Varbanov wrote:
otiva tourist da si kupuva maimuna v edin zoo magazin i gleda ceni na
maimunite
i pita - taia sto e $5000? prodavaacha - tia moje d aprogramira na C
- a drugatata zashto e $1 ?!- prodavaacha - tia moje da programira na
C++
i malko Java
gleda tourista i vika -
lol. Krume, towa kato gledam e samo kato za teb. Lipswa samo konqka na
buroto i trqbwa nqkoj da ti nosi qdene.
* Slavi Andreev - Software Engineer *
* Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs.
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- Original Message -
From: "Stefan Dimov" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: "Georgi Kostov" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 26 January 2001 17:36
Subject: Re: [JOKES] Tova me hvyrli prez ty4 linijata napravo v publikata
Joro, t'va s triygylnicite e mnogo lesno - niakoi o
Mani, az sym go chuwal towa ot kolezhki wyw FMI.
Wiknaha SysAdmin-a da im wywede parolata i
ednata wika na drugata "Nali ti kazah che parolata e 7 "
Po-zdrawi,
**
- Original Message -
From: "Chavo" [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: 16 January 2001 16:11
Subject:
Mi to ne e smeshno ami tyvno (za Musala de...) - za nas e OK.
Wseki edin ot file-owete na tjahnata JSP application izglevda taka.
Ti da si chuwal za njakakwa po-typa ideja ot towa da dublirash celiq HTML na
edna page s 1-1 Java class-owe (
kato TRConatainer, TDContainer, LabelControl etc.)
K'wo
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