Re: [JOKES] Obshtestweni tyrgowe na mitnicata...

2003-11-04 Прати разговор ~
Title: Message tvamoze bie Cray T3E (toi e s vodno ohlazdane i sigurno tezi gore-dolu tolkova) "...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your present. When you must choose a new path, do not bring old experiences with you. Those who strike out afresh, but who attempt to

Re: [JOKES] Programming tip

2003-10-01 Прати разговор Ivan Toshkov
Minko Blyantov wrote: Programming tip #37: If you are genuinely worried that some luser might see a Press any key to continue prompt and get confused because there isn't a key marked Any, you could say Press a key to continue, and then lusers will simply press the A key instead of calling

RE: [JOKES] ISOnational-a

2003-09-26 Прати разговор Nikolai Dushkov
Who, the fuck, the ? Koi ste poznae ot 1-st time? Pisha na English, shtoto nail iso-to ni e takova da se mo standarta demek. -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Stanislav Jordanov Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2003 3:20 PM To:

Re: [JOKES] Novite episodi na Cheburashka i Krokodila Gena

2003-09-19 Прати разговор Ivan Toshkov
Ivan Toshkov wrote: P.P.S. Vijte i linkovete pod *?? ??... Ne mina :( Da se chete: Vijte i linkovete pod Drugie rabotyi... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size

Re: [JOKES] The Movies

2003-09-03 Прати разговор ~
35. nadpisite na kontrolnoto tablo na ruskite podvodnici sa vinagi na angliiski 36. d#nkite na kauboite ot predi 150 godini imat tsipove 37. kato poglednesh prez duloto na tanka i vizdash kakvo stava v#tre (charlie's angels) 38. ako vraga uceli nqkogo ot 50 metra to toi nepremenno e snaiperist

RE: [JOKES] Anketna blanka na SysAdmin-a

2003-08-28 Прати разговор Stanislava Atanasova
Title: Message Winagi mi e hareswalo samochuwstwieto na administratorite:-). Ama pone da znaesh bylgarski toq deto go e pisal towa neshto:-)

Re: [JOKES] apocalypse now!

2003-08-19 Прати разговор ~
The generals love napalm. It has a big psychological effect, - Col. Randolph Alles, the commander of Marine Air Group 11, on using napalm bombs in Iraq, 2003 I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like . . . victory - Lt. Col. William Kilgore, Apocalypse Now, 1979 ...what

Re: [JOKES] ?

2003-08-12 Прати разговор Ivan Toshkov
Stefan Kiryakov wrote: ? : . :( ... =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at

Re: [JOKES] Da se nadiavame, che maimunite sa po-dobri ot indiicite...

2003-07-31 Прати разговор ~
http://www.newtechusa.com/PPI/main.asp =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message size limit is 150 KB * List info and instructions are available at

Re: [JOKES] za brezichkata

2003-07-14 Прати разговор Rosen Marinov
Shte triabva da cherpish Google-a, che toi vednaga pozna :-) - Original Message - From: Atanas Kiryakov [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, July 11, 2003 7:22 PM Subject: [JOKES] za brezichkata Kojto poznae ot kogo e stiha po-dolu, ima edna bira ot men: , , ,

Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

2003-06-27 Прати разговор Stanislav Jordanov
, , , . : "-" ., . ! - Original Message - From: Boris Chervenkov To: 'Jokes' Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 10:43 AM Subject: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

RE: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

2003-06-27 Прати разговор Boris Chervenkov
. Boris -Original Message- From: Stanislav Jordanov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 11:17 AM To: Boris Chervenkov; 'Jokes' Subject: Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

2003-06-27 Прати разговор Stanislav Jordanov
: RE: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300 Takiva neshta na sa niakakva novost v Internet i predi imenno v Jokes sym vijdal posting-i na podobni neshta. Da ne govorim che e predlno iasno kakvo shte stane oshte sled pyrvite 5sekundi :o))) Vse pak se izviniavam

RE: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

2003-06-27 Прати разговор Boris Chervenkov
Dobre :o))) Point taken, deto se vika :o)) :o)) Boris -Original Message- From: Stanislav Jordanov [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, June 27, 2003 11:46 AM To: Boris Chervenkov; 'Jokes' Subject: Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 27 Jun 2003 10:43:52 +0300

Re: [JOKES] Microsoft awards everyone who can explain this

2003-06-16 Прати разговор ~
RTFMat http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb%3Ben-us%3B212251 - Original Message - From: Stefan Kiryakov To: Jokes Sent: Monday, 16 June, 2003 12:32 Subject: [JOKES] Microsoft awards everyone who can explain this Microsoft awards everyone who

Re: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 10:13:17 +0300

2003-06-13 Прати разговор Momchill Zarev
ima 3 wida hora: -takiwa koito mogat da broqt, -i takiwa koito nemogat - Original Message - From: Boris Chervenkov To: 'Jokes' Sent: Friday, June 13, 2003 10:12 AM Subject: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 10:13:17 +0300 Ima 10 vida hora: - takiva,

Re: [JOKES] Fw: Brian Keller's view of the world

2003-06-12 Прати разговор Boyan Konstantinov
Title: Message Ne che zashtitavam "smeshni presidenti" no ti kak razbra che e narek#l indiicite indianci? Oshte ot Columbovo vreme i poradi Columbovi greshki dumata e s#shtata - Original Message - From: Minko Blyantov To: JOKES Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2003 4:46 PM

RE: [JOKES] rock bands

2003-05-29 Прати разговор Boris Chervenkov
:o)) Eto oshte malko takiva neshta :o) http://www.8ung.at/bandfotogalerie/ :o) Boris -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of mim Sent: Wednesday, May 28, 2003 5:59 PM To: jokes Subject: [JOKES] rock bands

Re: [JOKES] .BG

2003-02-01 Прати разговор Atanas Kiryakov
Az sym registriral .bg ... vednyj ... mnogo beshe interesno. I si beshe online - shto se zajajdat tez jurnalisti.V smisyl, ofcialnite neshta sa si oficilani, poshtite, pechatite, notariusite, bankovite smetki - tova e jasno. Sigurnostta si e sigurnost! Obache njakak mnogo suhi stavat

Re: [JOKES] UI :)

2003-01-15 Прати разговор Stanislav Jordanov
I az ne znam dali sa izpolzwali "Focus Groups" za da reshat che trqbwa da e sinq muha, no imam ideq zashtosa reshili da e"slightly to the left" - Mazhete znaqt zashto ;-) - Original Message - From: Stefan Dimov To: Jokes Sent: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 5:00 PM

Re: [JOKES] Fake Predictions

2003-01-07 Прати разговор ~
http://www.time.com/time/europe/forecast2003/html/verbatim.html вижте и резултатите от Quick Vote attachment: vote.jpg

Re: [JOKES] Date: Mon, 18 Nov 2002 11:14:40 +0200

2002-11-18 Прати разговор Christo Braykoff
 http://fun.from.hell.pl/2002-11-15/amd.jpg В третий раз проводился опрос среди женщин "какой механический возбуди- тель является самым эфективным". Как и в прошлом году, с большим отрывом победил 600-й Мерседес.

Re: [JOKES]

2002-11-18 Прати разговор Christo Braykoff
 http://csnserv.zapto.org/funnyswf/ayb4.swf

Re: [JOKES] Date: Wed, 13 Nov 2002 10:29:37 +0200

2002-11-13 Прати разговор Jogy
Momchill Zarev wrote: http://www.geocities.com/ritchey1950/Putka.html http://home.planet.nl/~vicopatt/LAINO.HTM http://www.laino.com/ =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * send mails to [EMAIL PROTECTED] * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * message

Re: [JOKES] Kakwi knigi pishat horata ....

2002-11-06 Прати разговор Marin Dimitrov
- Original Message - From: Jogy http://www.dir.bg/book.php?ID=10926 Dobri Bojilov ne e prost, makar che mai se e izsilil s komentiraneto na software az lichno bih q pregledal M ...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your present. When you must choose a new

Re: [JOKES] Kakwi knigi pishat horata ....

2002-11-06 Прати разговор Jogy
Marin Dimitrov wrote: - Original Message - From: Jogy http://www.dir.bg/book.php?ID=10926 Dobri Bojilov ne e prost, makar che mai se e izsilil s komentiraneto na software az lichno bih q pregledal Syglasen sym, chel sym niakoi ot neshtata mu na www.komentari.com (koito sega e

Re: [JOKES] ne polzwajte PHP

2002-11-01 Прати разговор Damyan Ognyanoff
Da ne wzemete da poviarwate na tui neshto? (C) 1999-2002 BBspot.BBspot is a satirical news and comedy source and meant to be funny. If you are easily offended, gullible or don't have a sense of humor we

Re: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$

2002-09-17 Прати разговор Boyan Konstantinov
ne :)) - Original Message - From: Hursev To: Boyan Konstantinov Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 18:39 Subject: Re: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$ abe si da ne pishesh mail client i da go testwash w momenta - Original Message

Re: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$

2002-09-17 Прати разговор Ivan Terziev
???za 4-ti pyt?? nali uj beshe 3 za shtastie, ili na discworld e 4?:-) - Original Message - From: Boyan Konstantinov To: Jokes@Sirma Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 5:01 PM Subject: [JOKES] Kak se pravqt error dialogs v M$ Kak se

[JOKES] Re: JOKES

2002-07-17 Прати разговор Atanas Kiryakov
I neshto posledno. Sled edin ot mail-ovete na Manski do jokes, nqkoi dobrojelatel (za syjalenie mislq che znam koi e toi) e prepratil mail-a mu v MS I manski e imal seriozni problemi. Ostawqm poslenoto bez komentar. kojto go e napravil e ili nepredpazliv i naiven do glupost ili zlonameren

RE: [JOKES] mai ne e joke...

2002-07-15 Прати разговор Nikolai
I tova za naciq, chiito predstaviteli pishat v CV-tata si, che rabotqt s internet ot 30 godini !?!?!?!? Sega naistina se ubejdavam, che mai e taka ! Ako ne vqrvate, moga da vi predostavq spravki v Jobs na Sirma (ako oste gi pazq :) -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]

Re: [JOKES] The WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

2002-07-12 Прати разговор Jogy
Momchill Zarev wrote: za kojto ne se e sprawil s testa, otgovorite po kasno The WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ 1. How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2. Which country makes Panama hats? 3. From which animal do we get catgut? 4. In which month do the Russians celebrate the October

Re: [JOKES] Pak M$ i BG ministar

2002-06-07 Прати разговор Stanislav Jordanov
âÅ ÞÏ×ÅËÁ ÓÉ ËÁÚ×Á (ÃÉÔÉÒÁÍ): ÎÁÄ 50% ÔÏ×Á ÆÏÒÍÁÌÎÏ ÐÏÇÌÅÄÎÁÔÏ ÏÚÎÁÞÁ×Á, ÞÅ ÔÏÞÎÉÑ ÐÒÏÃÅÎÔ Å ÐÒÏÉÚ×ÏÌÎÏ ÞÉÓÌÏ × ÉÎÔÅÒ×ÁÌÁ (50, 100], × ÞÁÓÔÎÏÓÔ ÍÏÖÅ É ÄÁ Å 95 ;-) - Original Message - From: Angel Kirilov [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, June 07, 2002

RE: [JOKES] Ne e joke, a e krajno vreme momchetata ot M$ da se nauchat:-)

2002-05-30 Прати разговор Manski Fransazov
Otkakto nameriha onzi mazen buffer overrun v XP-to, tuk slednite neshta stanaha politika: - da se razkarat absolutno vsichki funkcii, koito pishat v unsized buffers (sprintf, strcpy etc.) I da se zamenjat sys safe ekvivalentite im (snprint, strncpy). - vsichki sistemni resursi, koito sa

RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

2002-05-20 Прати разговор Atanas Kiryakov
Title: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft Md hubav skandal se zaformja ---Atanas Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of OntoText Lab., http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI, Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence LabsPhone: (359 2)

RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

2002-05-20 Прати разговор Nikolai
: Re: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s MicrosoftAmi to tuk choveka v prav tekst si pishe, che cialata rabota s tozi dogovor e nezakonna, poneje niama nachin zakonno darjavata da zakupuva licenzi. Ama ako niakoi "proektira" edna Linux instalacia sas StarOffice i ia &qu

RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

2002-05-20 Прати разговор Nikolai
: [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft Md hubav skandal se zaformja ---Atanas Kiryakov, http://www.sirma.bg/ak.htmHead of OntoText Lab., http://www.ontotext.comSirma AI, Ltd

Re: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

2002-05-20 Прати разговор Ivan Terziev
, 2002 6:04 PM Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft Nase - skandal edva li ste se zaformi - ste stanebitiq bit, ebaniq da go duha :(( Koko -Original Message-From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Atanas

RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

2002-05-20 Прати разговор Manski Fransazov
] Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft Nase - skandal edva li ste se zaformi - ste stanebitiq bit, ebaniq da go duha :(( Koko -Original Message- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Atanas Kiryakov Sent: Monday, May 20

RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft

2002-05-20 Прати разговор Nikolai
FransazovSent: Monday, May 20, 2002 8:07 PMTo: Nikolai; Atanas Kiryakov; [EMAIL PROTECTED]Subject: RE: [JOKES] FW: Dogovorut na pravitelstvoto s Microsoft Ili kakto kazva Richard Gruev kato komentira Formula 1: - Bitija bit . I taka natatyka -Original

Re: [JOKES] MS all around us

2002-05-18 Прати разговор Jogy
Prevoda im struwal 3 milona dolara!?!?!?! Samo za Word i Outlook??? Jogy - Original Message - From: borislav popov To: jokes Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 1:19 PM Subject: [JOKES] MS all around us http://www.mediapool.bg/site/business/2002/05/17/0004.shtml

Re: [JOKES] MS all around us

2002-05-18 Прати разговор Stefan Dimov
go razbirat - Original Message - From: Ivan Terziev To: Jogy ; jokes Sent: Saturday, May 18, 2002 11:13 AM Subject: Re: [JOKES] MS all around us Mi daite i nie da poprevedem neshto ve:))) - Original Message - From: Jogy

Re: [JOKES] MS all around us

2002-05-17 Прати разговор ~
- Original Message - From: Milena To: borislav popov Cc: jokes Sent: Friday, May 17, 2002 16:25 Subject: Re: [JOKES] MS all around us a ne izliza li po-ewtino da platqt 2 kursa po anglijski i da si rabotqt na starite 98 i da pospestqt malko pari na

RE: [JOKES] Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 17:14:37 +0300

2002-05-10 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
Naposledyk mnogo chesto vze da se sluchwa poveche ot 1 da prati edin i syshti joke. Za celta molq vsichki, koito postwat v Jokes, predi towa da si naprawqt truda da poglednat dali go nqma syshtiqt sred poslednite jokes. Towa shte spesti na mnogo hora, ne malko vreme. Mislq che si struwa.

Re: [JOKES] Joke

2002-04-22 Прати разговор Ivan Terziev
mmda... ama to werno akoprewkliuchim na IF-THENdiscussion mode, ima baq IFowe za spomenawane:) ta mai po-dobre da ne:) - Original Message - From: Nikolai To: Ivan Terziev ; JOKES Sent: Monday, April 22, 2002 5:33 PM Subject: RE: [JOKES] Joke Vojde, lafa e star

Re: [JOKES] alkoholyt

2002-04-04 Прати разговор Ivan Terziev
Dali samo mi se struva, che 60 choveka kato otworqt ednovremenno dolnta stranichka, jicata shte se zadrasti, ili towa e prosto edno glupavo hrumvane?:)) - Original Message - From: Milena To: jokes Sent: Thursday, April 04, 2002 11:26 AM Subject: [JOKES] alkoholyt

Re: [JOKES] alkoholyt

2002-04-04 Прати разговор Jogy
Dali samo mi se struva, che 60 choveka kato otworqt ednovremenno dolnta stranichka, jicata shte se zadrasti, ili towa e prosto edno glupavo hrumvane?:)) Ne bi li triabwalo da e kechirano w Proxy-to? Pri men se zaredi dosta byrzo Jogy

Re: [JOKES] alkoholyt

2002-04-04 Прати разговор Ivan Terziev
Subject: Re: [JOKES] alkoholyt Dali samo mi se struva, che 60 choveka kato otworqt ednovremenno dolnta stranichka, jicata shte se zadrasti, ili towa e prosto edno glupavo hrumvane?:)) Ne bi li triabwalo da e kechirano w Proxy-to? Pri men se zaredi dosta byrzo Jogy

Re: [JOKES] SQL

2002-03-11 Прати разговор ^
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/no-clue.jpg

Re: [JOKES] FW: Statiya v Newsweek - protestirayte

2002-02-26 Прати разговор borislav popov
easy guys, easy ne s'hvashtam to4no kak#v e problema s tazi devoika deto ni narekla pleshivi. :))) spored men tova e positive-na statia koiato izpolzva iarki izrazni sredstva za da vzeme otnoshenie po edno s#mnitelno s#diisko obs#jdane. ne ia namiram obidna

Re: [JOKES] prewodi

2002-02-01 Прати разговор Jogy
Oshte: Ricar na Pechalnia Obraz (Don Kihot) - Babait Kahyr Surat balet Lebedowo ezero - seir badjak Jurdechka gjol Velikata Frenska Revoliucia - Gran France Pataklama turist - bair budala alpinist - bash bair budala parashutist - charshaf budala televiror - seir syndyk gramofon - djangyr

RE: [JOKES] prewodi

2002-02-01 Прати разговор Nikolai
PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Jogy Sent: Friday, February 01, 2002 3:38 PM To: jokes Subject: Re: [JOKES] prewodi Oshte: Ricar na Pechalnia Obraz (Don Kihot) - Babait Kahyr Surat balet Lebedowo ezero - seir badjak Jurdechka gjol Velikata Frenska Revoliucia - Gran France Pataklama turist - bair budala

Re: [JOKES] ...

2002-01-30 Прати разговор ^
www.sirma.bg/jokes/hyundai.mpe - Original Message - From: Tihomir Tarnavski To: Jokes Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 15:10 Subject: [JOKES] ... \\tihot\temp\hyundai.mpe

Re: [JOKES] Re: 330 Java Programming tips

2002-01-16 Прати разговор Boyan Konstantinov
333: znam, vidqh go sled tova, i vse pak e dobre da ne gr#mne chak taka ;-) - Original Message - From: borislav popov [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: Boyan Konstantinov [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 9:40 AM Subject: Re: [JOKES] Re: 330 Java Programming tips 332nd tip : url

RE: [JOKES] engl

2002-01-16 Прати разговор Manski Fransazov
Zlite ezici razpravjat, che tova e istinska sluchka stanala e v kino Odeon, pri simultanted prevod. Syshto taka pak pri simultanten prevod, njakoi ot publikata se obadil na visok glas, che prevoda ne e tochen i prevejdashtija i znaeshtija pochnali da se karat po vreme na filma .

RE: [JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda

2001-12-09 Прати разговор Nikolai
Naso, Ne che ste mu stavam advokat na Marin, ama chovekaima vid nasvesten i si struva daizlqza v negovazashtita. Tapo syshtestvo: Nie spobelelite kosi maimnogo-mnogo ne girazbirame segashnite devioki - stoto moga da se obzaloja, che izmejdu osmoklasnichkite ima adski mnogo blonginki, koito

RE: [JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda

2001-12-09 Прати разговор Atanas Kiryakov
AMTo: Atanas Kiryakov; Jokes; Marin DimitrovSubject: RE: [JOKES] RE: Info za Dqdo Koleda-ta na Vozda Naso, Ne che ste mu stavam advokat na Marin, ama chovekaima vid nasvesten i si struva daizlqza v negovazashtita. Tapo syshtestvo: Nie spobelelite kosi maimnogo-mnogo ne

Re: [JOKES] kandidat

2001-12-06 Прати разговор Maria Arsova
- From: Valentin Vachkov To: jokes Cc: Olya Vachkova Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 12:51 PM Subject: Re: [JOKES] kandidat Mnenie namajka na potyrpewsho detence. Citiram: "Predaj na Stenly, che ako si epilira krakata, bradata i podmishnicite, ako prekara 20 m

RE: [JOKES] kandidat

2001-12-06 Прати разговор Atanas Kiryakov
in my hurry tam gdeto trjabvalo e da pospra the joy as a goal -Original Message-From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]On Behalf Of Ivan TerzievSent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 3:31 PMTo: Maria Arsova; Valentin Vachkov; jokesCc: Olya VachkovaSubject: Re: [JOKES

Re: [JOKES] kandidat

2001-12-05 Прати разговор ^
Az ako bqh roditel nqmashe da si zaveda deteto na party k#deto Stenly e Snejanka daze kato domakin shte si skriq kotkata nqk#de M "...what you brought from your past, is of no use in your present. When you must choose a new path, do not bring old experiences with you. Those who

Re: [JOKES] what does SIRMA mean? :-)

2001-12-03 Прати разговор Stanislav Jordanov
http://www.brunching.com/cgi/toy-cyborger.cgi?acronym=Windows

RE: [JOKES] ...

2001-12-03 Прати разговор Manski Fransazov
M.A.N.S.K.I.: Mechanical Artificial Nocturnal Sabotage and Killing Individual 1234: Names must be at least two letters long. Pretty strange from a guy calling himself L. Pozdravi ! Mechanical Artificial Nocturnal Sabotage and Killing Individual -Original Message- From:

Re: [JOKES] za kolegite v kazarmata (deto im predstoi) ;-P

2001-11-02 Прати разговор Stefan Kiryakov
* PLEASE do not post offensive jokes :-))) - Original Message - From: Slavi Andreev [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, November 02, 2001 5:46 PM Subject: [JOKES] za kolegite v kazarmata (deto im predstoi) ;-P Сутрешна проверка в

Re: [JOKES] Formula 1 ( pusnete si sound )

2001-10-02 Прати разговор ^
http://www13.brinkster.com/hpopov/trabant_noise.zip - Original Message - From: Ivan Terziev To: Jokes Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2001 17:41 Subject: [JOKES] Formula 1 ( pusnete si sound ) http://www.main.gadclan.de/flash/dengdeng.swf

Re: [JOKES] Vupreki che ne mi e mnogo smeshen joke-a

2001-09-12 Прати разговор root
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Re: [JOKES] Vupreki che ne mi e mnogo smeshen joke-a

2001-09-12 Прати разговор Kalin Zahariev
PROTECTED] To: Vladimir Popov [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Jokes [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, September 12, 2001 1:20 PM Subject: Re: [JOKES] Vupreki che ne mi e mnogo smeshen joke-a PLEASE do not post offensive jokes PLEASE do not post offensive jokes PLEASE do not post offensive jokes PLEASE do

Re: [JOKES] Ako se 4udite kakvo da pravite...

2001-08-23 Прати разговор Jogy
dali reshenieto e edinstweno ili ima oshte ? I az go poluchih, i spored men niama drugo wyzmojno reshenie Johy =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= * PLEASE do not post offensive jokes * List info and instructions are available at

Re: [JOKES] FUNNY SLOGAN TRANSLATIONS

2001-08-08 Прати разговор Ivan Terziev
Coors put its slogan, Turn It Loose, into Spanish, where it read as Suffer From Diarrhea. -COORS Mi to na Engl. s malko poweche associativno mislene pak twa si znachi - e werno malko perifrazirano ama... - Lose it - nqkoi ot nas deto obichat lozeto ( kakto kazwa Naso ) znaem kak e:-)))

Re: [JOKES] kyde sa mi parite

2001-08-06 Прати разговор Ognian Gerassimov
this equation is wrong 100c = (10c)^2 100c = ((10)^2)c - Original Message - From: Stanislava Atanasova [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, August 02, 2001 3:49 PM Subject: [JOKES] kyde sa mi parite Theorem: 1$ = 1c. Proof: And another that gives you a sense of

Re: [JOKES] biseri

2001-07-05 Прати разговор Stefan Dimov
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Re: [JOKES] biseri

2001-07-05 Прати разговор M. Fransazov ( manski )
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Re: [JOKES] recession

2001-06-25 Прати разговор
http://www.fuckedcompany.com/whatis/

RE: [JOKES] Invest in Bulgaria!

2001-06-21 Прати разговор Georgi Kostov
Title: Hubawo e che ni se kefqt, ama slednoto pokazwa pylno nepoznawane na istoriqta:"The small country (Bulgaria - b.a.) located near Romania with access to the Black Seahas a tradition of high-tech skills dating back to when it was part of the Soviet Union." -Original

Re: [JOKES] Invest in Bulgaria!

2001-06-21 Прати разговор Martin Marinov
Title: i poradi tova vchera izpratih pismo na avtorkata tq mi otgovori che se izvinqva i shtqlo da byde korigirano... - Original Message - From: Georgi Kostov To: Jokes Sent: Thursday, June 21, 2001 1:57 PM Subject: RE: [JOKES] Invest in Bulgaria

Re: [JOKES] Invest in Bulgaria!

2001-06-21 Прати разговор Ognian Gerassimov
PM Subject: Re: [JOKES] Invest in Bulgaria! i poradi tova vchera izpratih pismo na avtorkata tq mi otgovori che se izvinqva i shtqlo da byde korigirano... - Original Message - From: Georgi Kostov To: Jokes Sent: Thursday, June 21

Re: [JOKES] Invest in Bulgaria!

2001-06-21 Прати разговор Stefan Dimov
Title: Tova hich ne e novo - na poveche ot 100 godini e. Oshte sled osvobojdenieto niakoi sa zapochanli da spriagat "Zadunaiskaia gubernia" S.

Re: [JOKES] FW: Litoff

2001-05-07 Прати разговор
This helps to keep things in perspective... THE WHOLE WORLD AS 100 PEOPLEIf we could shrink the earth's population to a village of 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look like this:There would be:57 Asians21 Europeans14 from the Western Hemisphere

RE: [JOKES] Ime

2001-05-04 Прати разговор Atanas Kiryakov
mi da daje moje XHard shtoto ima X koeto se svyrzva s mnogo i wse hubavi neshta: - X - extra - X - seX - X - XML, tova e vajno - mnogo hora sa ebati maniacite na XML. I e mnogo svyrzano s e-BlahBlah Po-hard --- Atanas Kiryakov,

Re: [JOKES] hmmm... :-/

2001-04-04 Прати разговор Nevena
Rossen Varbanov wrote: otiva tourist da si kupuva maimuna v edin zoo magazin i gleda ceni na maimunite i pita - taia sto e $5000? prodavaacha - tia moje d aprogramira na C - a drugatata zashto e $1 ?!- prodavaacha - tia moje da programira na C++ i malko Java gleda tourista i vika -

RE: [JOKES] s516.jpg

2001-03-30 Прати разговор Slavi Andreev
lol. Krume, towa kato gledam e samo kato za teb. Lipswa samo konqka na buroto i trqbwa nqkoj da ti nosi qdene. * Slavi Andreev - Software Engineer * * Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs.

Re: [JOKES] Kakvo chetem na stranicata na microsoft :)

2001-02-23 Прати разговор Kalin Zahariev
vijte i tova :)) http://www.microsoft.com[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ /**/ // Kalin Zahariev - senior software engineer // Sirma AI Ltd. - Artificial Intelligence Labs. // 38A, Christo Botev Blvd, 1000 Sofia, Bulgaria. // tel: (+ 359 2)

Re: [JOKES] Tova me hvyrli prez ty4 linijata napravo v publikata

2001-01-26 Прати разговор Georgi Kostov
- Original Message - From: "Stefan Dimov" [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: "Georgi Kostov" [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 26 January 2001 17:36 Subject: Re: [JOKES] Tova me hvyrli prez ty4 linijata napravo v publikata Joro, t'va s triygylnicite e mnogo lesno - niakoi o

Re: [JOKES] Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2001 16:10:19 +0200

2001-01-17 Прати разговор Georgi Kostov
Mani, az sym go chuwal towa ot kolezhki wyw FMI. Wiknaha SysAdmin-a da im wywede parolata i ednata wika na drugata "Nali ti kazah che parolata e 7 " Po-zdrawi, ** - Original Message - From: "Chavo" [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: 16 January 2001 16:11 Subject:

Re: [JOKES] Source pisan ot Musala Software (?)

2000-11-14 Прати разговор Tsvetan Alexiev
Mi to ne e smeshno ami tyvno (za Musala de...) - za nas e OK. Wseki edin ot file-owete na tjahnata JSP application izglevda taka. Ti da si chuwal za njakakwa po-typa ideja ot towa da dublirash celiq HTML na edna page s 1-1 Java class-owe ( kato TRConatainer, TDContainer, LabelControl etc.) K'wo