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By leading anti-war activist David Swanson, author of Day Break and War Is
A Lie, who runs the websites DavidSwanson.org and WarIsACrime.org.

by David Swanson

1. Iran has threatened to fight back if attacked, and that's a war crime.
War crimes must be punished.

2. My television says Iran has nukes. I'm sure it's true this time. Just
like with North Korea. I'm sure they're next. We only bomb places that
really truly have nukes and are in the Axis of Evil. Except Iraq, which
was different.

3. Iraq didn't go so badly. Considering how lousy its government is, the
place is better off with so many people having left or died. Really, that
one couldn't have worked out better if we'd planned it.

4. When we threaten to cut off Iran's oil, Iran threatens to cut off
Iran's oil, which is absolutely intolerable. What would we do without that
oil? And what good is buying it if they want to sell it?

5. Iran was secretly behind 9-11. I read it online. And if it wasn't,
that's worse. Iran hasn't attacked another nation in centuries, which
means its next attack is guaranteed to be coming very soon.

6. Iranians are religious nuts, unlike Israelis and Americans. Most
Israelis don't want to attack Iran, but the Holy Israeli government does.
To oppose that decision would be to sin against God.

7. Iranians are so stupid that when we murder their scientists they try to
hire a car dealer in Texas to hire a drug gang in Mexico to murder a Saudi
ambassador in Washington, and then they don't do it — just to make us look
bad for catching them.

7. b. Oh, and stupid people should be bombed. They're not civilized.

8. War is good for the U.S. economy, and the Iranian economy too. Troops
stationed in Iran would buy stuff. And women who survived the war would
have more rights. Like in Virginia. We owe Iranians this after that little
mishap in 1953.

9. This is the only way to unite the region. Either we bomb Iran and it
swears its eternal love to us. Or, if necessary, we occupy Iran to
liberate it like its neighbors. Which shouldn't take long. Look how well
Afghanistan is going already.

10. They won't give our drone back. Enough said.


This article was originally published on Washington's Blog.





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