As so often... I'm bolder than my "sources" in sending directly to the
chat. I expect I have less of a reputation to lose :)
From: D.C.
Thank you for calling heaven.
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1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own
pants.
2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said,
"Implants?" She hit me.
4. I don't do drugs. At my age I get the same effect
