[lace-chat] Re: lace-chat-digest V2004 #214

2004-12-11 Thread Elizabeth Ligeti
Thank you all for a humourous end to the day. I have had a good laugh, and feel SOO Much better! :)) from Liz in Melbourne, Oz, where it is hot and humid , and we may get a thunderstorm overnight. [EMAIL PROTECTED] To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] Stuff to make me homesick

2004-12-11 Thread Pene Piip
Hi to all fellow-spiders, Today has been a good day. The sun was shining this morning the Postman, who I think is a lady, delivered my Australian Lace magazine a note to say that there was a parcel for me waiting at the Tartu Post Office. When I opened it I found that my friend, Laurie Hughes,

[lace-chat] Questions to Ponder

2004-12-11 Thread David Collyer
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on insufficient funds when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue

[lace-chat] Christmas Poem

2004-12-11 Thread David Collyer
A Politically Correct Christmas Poem Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to Elves, Vertically Challenged they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the North Pole, were alleged by

[lace-chat] Humour

2004-12-11 Thread David Collyer
Subject: Fw: Pasta diet and carbs ITALIAN PASTA DIET IT REALLY WORKS !! 1) You walka pasta da bakery. 2) You walka pasta da candy store. 3) You walka pasta da ice cream shop. 4) You walka pasta da table and fridge. Also CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR

[lace-chat] Re: Re: identity cards

2004-12-11 Thread Joy Beeson
At 11:18 PM 12/10/04 -0500, Tamara P. Duvall wrote: Having *uniform* ID cards is, in a way, a step *up* in openness; the govt keeps tabs on us all (as it has always done), but, finally, admits to it. Making them act as though they were ashamed of it is a first step. Pretending that it's