[lace-chat] Mac-helpless

2005-03-01 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
Gentle Spiders, Can one of you tell me (in words of one syllable, by preference ) how to delete no longer needed documents? I don't seem to be able to do it via AppleWorks (my word-processing program), and I don't seem to be able to do it via Finder, either. Yet I'm certain-sure that it's *poss

[lace-chat] Fw: Tell me this won't happen to us

2005-03-01 Thread Lynn Weasenforth
Lynn [EMAIL PROTECTED] TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and e

[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Before the funeral

2005-03-01 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
I think Mazurkiewicz, O'Brien, or Albertini would be more appropriate than Goldstein regarding the customs, but the joke itself is funny... From: J.O. An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy ask

[lace-chat] Cotton warp quilts

2005-03-01 Thread Karen
HI everyone, there is something which has puzzled me for years whenever I have read LM Mongomery's books, which someone may be able to help with In the Anne books, there is repeated reference to cotton warp quilts, which are knitted. I would love to have an idea about what they look like. Havin

[lace-chat] Headlines for 2029

2005-03-01 Thread David Collyer
Headlines from the year 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Baby conceived naturally . scientists

[lace-chat] Airline Humour

2005-03-01 Thread David Collyer
> After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," > which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct > the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the > gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be sa