[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Another Blonde Joke

2005-05-01 Thread Tamara P Duvall
OK, so I don't like blonde=dummy jokes all that much... But, when it's *funny*, I can't resist it :) From: L.F. My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the  driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I start

[lace-chat] :) Fwd: blonde male

2005-05-01 Thread Tamara P Duvall
While I do not think one has to be a blonde to be stupid and vice-versa (I used to have more grey-cells than the current two, when I was *was* a blonde), I admit to certain... Disaffection? Ennui? with the dim-witted blond *female* paradigm, so a dim-witted blond *male* makes a bit of a change.

Re: [lace-chat] Lace 'At Home' - Essex/Suffolk, UK

2005-05-01 Thread Carol Adkinson
Brian, I didn't make any accusations as to why it wasn't published in Suffolk - I thought the succeeding paragraph exlained that when I started in Essex Lace, the system was already going strong, and wished to revive it. It proved to be popular, and so it was decided, by those who came, that it

[lace-chat] Lace 'At Home' - Essex/Suffolk, UK

2005-05-01 Thread sealacehaven
I have been asked to post this message openly in reply as was the original message. Nicky in Suffolk ** Carol - in Suffolk UK. As the editor of Suffolk Lacemakers newsletter I would just like to point out that I am unable to include details of any event of which I have n

[lace-chat] Re: Getting sticky-label gunge off melamine

2005-05-01 Thread Ann McClean
My sincere thanks to everyone who replied to my original query:- "Advice, please, on how to remove the residue from sticky labels from a pair of melamine salt & pepper shakers. The paper has soaked away, but the sticky gunge left behind is proving stubborn :(" The problem is now solved - I used Ly

[lace-chat] Mirror Mirror......

2005-05-01 Thread Maxine D
Mirror, mirror on the wall Do you have to tell it all? Where do you get the glaring light To make my clothes look just too tight? I think I'm fine but I can see you won't cooperate with me; The way you let the shadows play You'd think my hair was getting gray. What's that, you say? A double chi