To ever'thing (turn, turn, turn)... there is a season (turn, turn,
turn)... It must be the season for the South bashing... :)
From: L.F.
SOUTHERN STATES PROFESSIONAL ENGINEERING EXAM
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South
are.
We challenge any so-called smart Yanke
From: C.B.1
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV
stations are joining together and are planning to do their own,
entitled "Survivor: Southern Style."
The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to
South Carolina. From there they will head up
From: B.R.
Jenny's husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both
worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework is
woman's work! But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the
children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the
dryer,
I think the best one I ever saw was a sign with an arrow pointing to the
place where it was to take place: "ORIENTEERING".
Jean in Poole
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In a message dated 02/05/2005 22:03:32 GMT Daylight Time,
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Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
This reminds me of what I think everytime I see a sign advertising a Psychic
Fair - the same thing goes through my head every time - I should have kno
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER.. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRI
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This makes two! The first time was last year when my son casually
mentioned that there was an alligator resting at the lake near his
campus. Not long after that, he needed work done on his car, and I had
to take him to class and go drop off his car. Having forgotten all
1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do
3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
7. ECLIPSE: Wh
