[lace-chat] Toilet Humour

2005-05-15 Thread David Collyer
The Outhouse Ma was in the kitchen doing a bit of cooking, when she hollers out - Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse! Pa replies, There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse. Ma yells back, Yes there is, now git out there and fix it. So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells

[lace-chat] transportation woes (long)

2005-05-15 Thread Janice Blair
Hi All, I just returned from a week in southern France staying at a rented house in St. Chinian in the wine region of Langue 'doc. Beautiful country, the weather started off great but got cooler as the week went on, but it did not stop us visiting lots of Roman and Cathar sites with DD and her

[lace-chat] Speed on motorways

2005-05-15 Thread Jean Nathan
Janice wrote: then the driver who didn't say a word until the final destination never exceeded 80kilometers (50mph) even though the M25 was not for once congested! I could see his speed guage from my front seat. The speed limit for the bus would depend on its length and the weather/traffic

[lace-chat] Secret Pal Thankyou

2005-05-15 Thread BarrieJulieTodd
Dear Secret Pal, Thankyou very much for your latest parcel. The horseshoe will certainly come in very handy as will the blue film, I am just about to start a new project so that was great timing. Thankyou. The little feet will certainly upset my washing machine who seems to enjoy dining on one