[lace-chat] Storytelling

2005-08-27 Thread RicTorr8
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?" One of the boys replied, "T

[lace-chat] forward/ you know you live in 2005 when.....

2005-08-27 Thread susan
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Re: [lace-chat] :-) Idle thoughts of a retired person

2005-08-27 Thread RicTorr8
Loved those -- thanks, Jean! :<)) Ricki Utah To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]

[lace-chat] :-) Idle thoughts of a retired person

2005-08-27 Thread Jean Nathan
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. I had amnesia once -- or was it twice? I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me hap

[lace-chat] :-) One liners

2005-08-27 Thread Jean Nathan
ONE LINERS Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas. Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. The most adorable bride of today will be someone's mother-in-law in the future. Punctual people have nothing better to do. People who want b