[lace-chat] An update of an old song

2006-11-24 Thread Tamara P Duvall
Definitely a right-wing version, but it was sent to me by my definitely left-wing cousin (by marrige)... It's a *loud* one; you might want to click the volume a notch or two down (alternatively, cut the sound off entirely; the "new! improved!" text is printed on the left-hand side of the scree

[lace-chat] :) Fwd: Used Car

2006-11-24 Thread Tamara P Duvall
OK, I thought I'd contribute to the volume of the lace-chat, so that the digest folk get their fix more frequently :) This is not new (at least not to me), but, aged or not, it's still true (as regards the car salesmen; who knows about old ladies ) From: S.D. It was a small town and the pat

[lace-chat] Bobbins for raffle

2006-11-24 Thread Janice Blair
What a disappointment, I only just got the digest that included the bobbin drawing today, November 24th. One day after the drawing. :-( I would have loved to be in this drawing. Please would Arachne members who are generous enough to offer a raffle allow time for us to receive the digests befor

Re: [lace-chat] For Dog Lovers

2006-11-24 Thread TwoHappyBees
Thanks for a reminder of this sweet story, David. It was made into a movie (entitled 'Greyfriars Bobby') when I was a child and was one of my favorites. Vicki in Silver Spring, Maryland USA To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECT

[lace-chat] :-) Corporations for dummies - the two cow approach

2006-11-24 Thread Jeanette Fischer
I think this is rather safe as everybody gets insulted!! The South African one is probably a bit close for comfort! Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, South Africa. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised wh

[lace-chat] Dead duck

2006-11-24 Thread Malvary J Cole
I've seen this before, but not for a while. A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet duck on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two the vet shook his head sadly and said "I'm so sorry, your pe