Oldie goodie...
From: M.W.
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I
clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer
I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs
calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
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