I have not seen this bit of humor before.....

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such
a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud
appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker...

It's not talcum powder......

It's 'Miracle Grow'."


Best Regards,

Carol Melton
Valley of the Sun
Phoenix, AZ

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