This is not a new joke, though some of the "components" in it might
have changed/expanded since the last time I'd seen it. It's still as
funny as it ever has been, IMO. What's *not* funny at all is the
changing "climate", which grows progressively more oppressive... The
first time I saw this joke was here, on the chat; now, it's being sent
to me privately, for fear of offending the overzealous. Very sad...
From: S.M.
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German men and one German woman.
Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
Two British men and one British woman.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
Two Vietnamese men and one Vietnamese woman.
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
Two American men and one American woman.
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
ménage a trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with
the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking
and
cleaning for them.
The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
British
woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started
swimming to another island.
The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Vietnamese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant
and
laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply
employees for
their stores.
The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a
distillery.
They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat
foggy
after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied
because the English aren't having any fun.
The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American
woman
will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true
nature
of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything
they
can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household
chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last
boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her
relationship
with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't
they bring
a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off
this
God forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she
can
get her nails done and go shopping.
--
Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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