I'm pretty sure I've seen this one before, which means that, probably,
most of you have also. And I'm none too sure that koalas and crocodiles
share the same environment. But... It's funny.
From: B. R.
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard
walked past, looked up and said, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"?
The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they
enjoyed a few joints.
After a while, the little lizard said that his mouth was dry and that
he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so
stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him
to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, "What's the matter with
you?"
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting
smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got stoned and then fell
into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the
rain forest and found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a
joint.
The crocodile looked up and said, "Hey you!"
So the koala looked down at him and said, "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...
How much water did you drink??"
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Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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