From: T.H.
A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket, pulls out a rectal thermometer, and tries to write with it.
She looks at the thermometer, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, mutters, "Well that's just great . . . . Some asshole's got my pen."
--- Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland) Healthy US through The No-CARB Diet: no C-heney, no A-shcroft, no R-umsfeld, no B-ush.
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