Somewhat political but totally un-partisan and excellent. Also true;
always a plus (at least for someone as skewed as I am <g>).
From: M.W.
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a
male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the
coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks
out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one
hand and is pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to
the
counter and says to the waiter, "Coffee."
The waiter says: "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United
States
Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others
to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
--
Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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