Irresistible... I've lived in the South for the past 34yrs and never
heard any of them but, doubtless, it's 'cause I came here already
"bespoke"... :)
From: M.K.
1) Did you
fart?...................................................................
..cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents
retarded?.................................................cuz ya sure
are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
.............................................I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library
card?.........................................cuz I'd like to sign you
out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer
pants?...................................cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree an I were a Squirrel.........................I'd
store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here...but beauty's only a
light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"....Woman - "WHAT?"..........Man - "I just
wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone....................but I bet I
can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?..................I
think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin.........................we
kin sleep til afternoon.
12) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
AND THE BEST FOR LAST ...
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench........every time I think of it my
nuts tighten up
--
Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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