The following came to me illustrated with photos of participants of the
story. I could see the photos (you can too, if you Google up "koala",
"lizard" and "crocodile" <g>), but my Mac baulked at forwarding those;
it seems to have a running tiff with "tiff" files... Thus, due to the
dueling systems, the story was rendered "chat-appropriate". Almost :)
But I think the zany sense of humour overrides the minor slip-up in the
decorum. And it's a new one for me, too...
From: C.L
A koala is sitting up a gum tree... smoking a joint, when a little
lizard walks past and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have
a few joints. After a while, the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry'
and he is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is
so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this, swims over to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain
forest and finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint.
He looks up and says " Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude... how much water did you drink?!!"
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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