The following came to me with frills; 5 pictorial attachments, all of
which were "cute" but which didn't contribute a whole lot to the
content of the message, while making it 350KB large. But the joke
itself was funny enough to merit rewriting into plain text (and please,
do not ask *me* for explanations; I'm a transplant to US and my
understanding of basebal is still very limited; I do "get" the punch
line, but that's about it <g>)
From: M.W.
This is a detective story, so Pay Close Attention!!!
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.
They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey into the ball park.
The game is really exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely,
mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks.
Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot
of innings to go.
Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players
are on base?
Think!
Answer:
It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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