[lace-chat] :-) Canadian humour

[Jean Nathan]

One of DH's friends sent him some photos of signs, etc in Canada. 
Unfortunately I can't send them  to Arachne, but the text in each one is the 
funny part:

District of Vancouver Bylaw 5981-11(i) - "Attention Dog Guardians: Pick up 
after your dogs. Thank you. Attention Dogs: Grrrrr, bark, woof. Good dog."

Saskatoon Steaks, Fish Wild Game advertising poster - "There's plenty of 
room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes."

Notice on the wall of a bar: "Don't drop cigarette ends on the floor, as 
they burn the hands and knees of customers as they leave." "Notice - Public 
bar. Our public bar is presently not open because it is closed."

Toms' Shell garage (gas station): "Regular ARM.9, Plus LEG.9, Premium First 
Born.9"

At the side of the road, in very large letters: "CAUTION THIS SIGN HAS SHARP 
EDGES. DO NOT TOUCH THE EDGES OF THIS SIGN" iN VERY SMALL LETTERS AT THE 
BOTTOM: "Also, the bridge is out ahead"

Ontario car number plate (license plate) "WAS HIS"
Jean in Poole 

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