A middle aged woman standing nude, looked in the bedroom mirror and said to her husband "I look, horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size". Sitting down with her head in her hands she says "I just feel so old and ugly...can you please pay me a compliment?" The husband replied..... " Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight's right on!"
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