Sometime back I posted a joke about scientific laws and lo and behold I got
this in my inbox tonight The message I received, follows the signature
and I have added the joke which confused the young man. He must have visited
the arachne archive for lace-chat.
Jeanette Fischer, Western Cape, So
Jeanette wrote:
How very true. My 10 year-old car, Volkswagen Polo, is playing up when I
first start it. It stinks of petrol, is lumpy, noisey and, unless you wait
till it settles down, lurches and won't pull if you put your foot on the
accelerator. This happens particularly the first time it's
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF THE ALIBI::
If you t
