TRhe last part of Agnes zoo joke was:
The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with
Mushy Bees<
I like that, but I think it might need a bit of explanation for those
outside the UK. One of our favourite take-away meals, especially in the
north of England, is fish (f
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
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>First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge
>fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death
>with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes
>of the fish b
