Repeat Offender ... Blondes, again

Tom, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar downtown close on

10:00pm  one night. He sat down at the bar next to a blonde and stared up at

the TV.

The 10:00pm news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a

man high up on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Tom and said: "Do you think he'll jump ?"

Tom says: "You know; I bet he'll jump"

The blonde replied: "Well, I bet he won't."

Tom placed a $20 bill on the bar and said: "You're on."

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar beside Tom's the guy

on the ledge did a swan dive off the building's ledge and fell many

stories to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Rom,

saying: "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Tom replied: " I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the

7:00pm news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied: "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Tom took the money.

David in Ballarat

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