Women are like apples growing on a tree. The best apples are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples that have fallen to the ground, which are not as good, but easy. The apples at the top start to think there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing; they just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Men, on the other hand, are like fine wine. They start off as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. ============================================ [EMAIL PROTECTED] in North Herts, UK ============================================ To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]